Lumpy 1
12-01-2011, 04:02 AM
Chivalry is not dead.. but...it may have taken a walk..:
Okay now... there I am at the grocery store unloading my basket onto the check stand conveyor belt.. Up walks this young lady with her arms crossed and on top them precariously perched were two rather large and luscious cantelopes .. I'm must admit the vision was rather amusing and somewhat sexual in nature, okay.. definitely sexual in nature. I am a guy after all..:rolleyes:
Well..the check stand wasn't moving and me standing there with nothing to do, I couldn't help but browse her melons. Perhaps it was the funny grin on my face, the sudden realization of her melon positioning but this poor young lady started to blush.. What was I to do? I turned away as was gentlemanly to do, I'm guessing.
Thank goodness, at that moment the conveyor started to move and there was room for her stuff. Well... I tried not to look back, but I failed.. only to find the young lady struggling and jostling the melons, trying to get the melons into her hands without them falling to the floor..I (being a gentleman and all) smiled and asked if I could help... at that point we both burst into laughter as she leaned over and rolled them onto the check stand..
:laugh:
Okay now... there I am at the grocery store unloading my basket onto the check stand conveyor belt.. Up walks this young lady with her arms crossed and on top them precariously perched were two rather large and luscious cantelopes .. I'm must admit the vision was rather amusing and somewhat sexual in nature, okay.. definitely sexual in nature. I am a guy after all..:rolleyes:
Well..the check stand wasn't moving and me standing there with nothing to do, I couldn't help but browse her melons. Perhaps it was the funny grin on my face, the sudden realization of her melon positioning but this poor young lady started to blush.. What was I to do? I turned away as was gentlemanly to do, I'm guessing.
Thank goodness, at that moment the conveyor started to move and there was room for her stuff. Well... I tried not to look back, but I failed.. only to find the young lady struggling and jostling the melons, trying to get the melons into her hands without them falling to the floor..I (being a gentleman and all) smiled and asked if I could help... at that point we both burst into laughter as she leaned over and rolled them onto the check stand..
:laugh: