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chloe
12-07-2011, 06:22 PM
Take the test

http://www.animalinyou.com/test.php

Gaffer
12-07-2011, 06:45 PM
Take the test

http://www.animalinyou.com/test.php

A porcupine. Tho it said I could also fit as a penguin or a beaver.

chloe
12-07-2011, 07:02 PM
Oh I am a Penguin:laugh:

Penguin

Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing: the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.

Penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers penguins have no equal.

But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.

Penguins are deceptively intelligent and are particularly animated when intellectually challenged. They excel at word games and puzzles but are modest about their abilities and are generally underestimated by others.

With their misunderstood personality, penguins find writing an ideal tool for expressing their true feelings. They have a natural aptitude for languages and penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors, and journalists.

With a natural aptitude for languages, penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors and journalists. A strong sense of drama draws them to the theater and cinema, although unlike typical bird personalities they avoid the spotlight unless they're able to hide behind the characters they play. Once on stage however, they prove to be excellent performers with their multifaceted personalities conveying the full gamut of emotions.

However, a lack of confidence affects their work. Penguins tend to give up on tasks they were otherwise capable of and are often disappointed with their performance. Still, work never dominates their life and they always put their family first.

Gaffer
12-07-2011, 07:16 PM
I felt the penguin was more me than the porcupine. But I can get prickly once in a while. :thumb:

chloe
12-07-2011, 07:17 PM
I felt the penguin was more me than the porcupine. But I can get prickly once in a while. :thumb:

meh the penguin sounds complicated, I wanted to be something cool like a lion:laugh2:

Gunny
12-07-2011, 07:25 PM
meh the penguin sounds complicated, I wanted to be something cool like a lion:laugh2:

Too many rigged questions. I'm a genuine asshole. Ask Jess. Not on the list.

chloe
12-07-2011, 07:27 PM
Too many rigged questions. I'm a genuine asshole. Ask Jess. Not on the list.

Jess only says nice things about you to me :)

ConHog
12-07-2011, 07:31 PM
I is a tiger.

chloe
12-07-2011, 07:38 PM
I is a tiger.

A Bad Ass animal

ceINiVCHf_w

Gunny
12-07-2011, 07:49 PM
I is a tiger.

Really ....

Gaffer
12-07-2011, 07:58 PM
Too many rigged questions. I'm a genuine asshole. Ask Jess. Not on the list.

I just gotta say it.

And asshole is not an animal. It's a source of excrement which all animals have.

:thumb:

ConHog
12-07-2011, 11:26 PM
Really ....

Who would have thought it eh? :laugh2:

darin
12-08-2011, 05:47 AM
Bear
Genus and Species:
Euarctos Americanus
Collective Term:
A maul of bears

Careers and Hobbies
P.E. Teacher
Politics
Teaching
Military
Camping
Outdoor Activities
Sleeping
Competing
Fishing
Debating

Famous Bears
Teddy Roosevelt
Babe Ruth
Norman Schwartzkopf
Jack Nicklaus

Conflicting forces shape the bear's nature. Since it is a classic omnivore, this burly beast exhibits two distinct sides to its personality. The carnivorous component makes the bear gruff and powerful, while its herbivorous side reveals a sensitive and intelligent individual.

Their gruff, outgoing personalities, burly physiques and strong characters make bears easy to identify. Their natural confidence and swaggering gaits puts others on notice that a bear is present. They require a great deal of personal space, and when they enter a room the tension level rises immediately. As youngsters, bears excel in sports, although their propensity for laziness relegates them to being an observer and fan in later life. Familiar with the seduction of the couch, their ability to sleep soundly is legendary throughout the animal world.
Although it is alert and intelligent, the bear mostly succeeds through the sheer force of its personality. Rarely challenged to reach its full intellectual potential, it dominates conversation with its intense single-mindedness. However, it is unwilling to argue from a position that it doesn't truly believe in, which makes it a lousy lawyer.
Bears routinely enjoy success in all aspects of their industrious lives and their large and capable frames elicit respect and admiration in the workplace. Their natural leadership talents make them suitable for jobs in management, academia and personnel training, but their physical prowess also makes them excellent physical education teachers, martial arts trainers or professional wrestlers. Most bears could also have a measure of success in politics if they were to put their mind to it.
Two elements define the bear's style of debate: Never avoid an argument and never back down. Bears will batter their opponents into submission just for the endorphin rush -- there's nothing a bear enjoys more than pitting every drop of its intellectual juices against the mind of a worthy opponent.

Fairly correct! :D

CSM
12-08-2011, 07:44 AM
Meh, not so sure. Alternative was a wolf.

WILD DOG:

Most people who meet a wild dog are struck by its energetic, demonstrative and restless behavior. This mid-sized individual differs from its domestic dog and wolf cousins in a number of notable ways: it is physically more powerful than the dog and its social structure differs dramatically from that of the lone wolf. It is difficult to describe the wild dog's personality without explaining it in terms of its pack of friends, for wild dogs don't see themselves as rugged individualists but rather as members of a social team that demands constant bonding and cooperation.
Reliable in a crisis, wild dogs are charitable to those in need and have a strong sense of social justice. They are dependable and generous to a fault, but there is a darker side to their character. If they believe they have been wronged, they'll carry a grudge for a long time and punish the offender by withdrawing otherwise unconditional support.
Although they are not a natural leaders, wild dogs are popular and well liked and their indomitable sense of adventure attracts others who appreciate living on the edge. They were not blessed with a particularly handsome face, but their trim body is well conditioned by athletic endeavors and they take pride in their appearance.
As is typical of a carnivorous personality, wild dogs love to travel and choose to vacation in stimulating environments where they can expand their understanding of the world. They become restless when they haven't taken a vacation in a while.
Thinking of bringing that new invention of yours to the market? Put a wild dog in charge. No one can take an idea and run with it better than this hardy individual. Its powers of endurance and canine enthusiasm make for such a powerful combination that wild dogs are consistently amongst the highest wage earners. So why don't they simply run their own businesses and reap the rewards? Well for one thing, they don't possess the leadership and entrepreneurial talents of their canine cousins. Instead, by concentrating on relationship building and teamwork, wild dogs achieve the kind of job satisfaction that no salary can replace.
Wild dogs are highly principled individuals although they take a while before placing their trust in others. Employers should give them a lot of freedom since they do not perform well in structured environments. When it comes to stamina, they are without equal and are usually the first to arrive and the last to leave. Versatile in their skills, their sharp minds can adapt to almost any environment.

Gunny
12-08-2011, 08:40 AM
I know some people who could be rodents. You know ... sneak up on your a$$ and bite you when you're asleep and not even have the commom courtesy to give you a reach-around.:laugh:

jimnyc
12-08-2011, 08:55 AM
Fuck, I'm a "Warthog", just like Newt Gingrich apparently. That doesn't sound very complimentary! :laugh2:

CSM
12-08-2011, 09:23 AM
Fuck, I'm a "Warthog", just like Newt Gingrich apparently. That doesn't sound very complimentary! :laugh2:

Warthogs are so badass they named the A-10 after them. I like the A-10; the only Air Force asset designed from the wheels up to deal real death and destruction (as a primary mission) for ground forces.

Abbey Marie
12-08-2011, 09:45 AM
I heart Otters!
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100806/otter_320.jpg

Otter Genus and Species:
Amblonyx cinerea
Collective Term:
A prank of otters

Careers and Hobbies
Engineering
Pro Sport
Medical
Design
Computers
Mathematics
Surfing the Web
Swimming
Cuddling
Reading
Famous Otters
Leonardo DiCaprio
Meg Ryan
Jennifer Aniston
Goldi Hawn
Otters are petite {5'8" tall - hardly petite}, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are also popular, eminently lovable and display the highly developed social skills that typify the small carnivores. Otters mix easily with a wide range of animal personalities.
Lazy? Let's just say easily distracted. Life has so many diversions for the otter that it's impossible to predict how it will fill its day. But when an otter gets focused on a problem, its keen intelligence rises to the challenge and it will not give up until the nut is cracked.
Otters feel entitled to the good things in life and a general sense of well being gives them the confidence to not have to save for the future. A lover who wants to impress an otter should know that otters love to eat out and have a predictable penchant for sushi. {TRUE DAT}

Although intelligent and witty, otters have a tendency to suffer from self-doubt and fear of failure can prevent them from living up to their true potential. Still, they are a great problem solvers, with the ability to spend endless hours on abstract or practical challenges. As workers, they are dedicated and capable and always eager for a chance to prove themselves.

Their determination makes otters valuable employees, and although they often feel that their contributions are undervalued they would rather accept lower pay than risk confrontations in their workplace.
Although they are fine motivators otters avoid taking leadership roles, performing better in group situations with their social skills coming in handy when counseling coworkers through their problems. Their dexterous hands are useful in a wide range of careers, and they're ideally suited for work in engineering, advertising, and design.

Gunny
12-08-2011, 10:32 AM
I heart Otters!
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100806/otter_320.jpg

Otter Genus and Species:
Amblonyx cinerea
Collective Term:
A prank of otters

Careers and Hobbies
Engineering
Pro Sport
Medical
Design
Computers
Mathematics
Surfing the Web
Swimming
Cuddling
Reading
Famous Otters
Leonardo DiCaprio
Meg Ryan
Jennifer Aniston
Goldi Hawn
Otters are petite {5'8" tall - hardly petite}, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are also popular, eminently lovable and display the highly developed social skills that typify the small carnivores. Otters mix easily with a wide range of animal personalities.
Lazy? Let's just say easily distracted. Life has so many diversions for the otter that it's impossible to predict how it will fill its day. But when an otter gets focused on a problem, its keen intelligence rises to the challenge and it will not give up until the nut is cracked.
Otters feel entitled to the good things in life and a general sense of well being gives them the confidence to not have to save for the future. A lover who wants to impress an otter should know that otters love to eat out and have a predictable penchant for sushi. {TRUE DAT}

Although intelligent and witty, otters have a tendency to suffer from self-doubt and fear of failure can prevent them from living up to their true potential. Still, they are a great problem solvers, with the ability to spend endless hours on abstract or practical challenges. As workers, they are dedicated and capable and always eager for a chance to prove themselves.

Their determination makes otters valuable employees, and although they often feel that their contributions are undervalued they would rather accept lower pay than risk confrontations in their workplace.
Although they are fine motivators otters avoid taking leadership roles, performing better in group situations with their social skills coming in handy when counseling coworkers through their problems. Their dexterous hands are useful in a wide range of careers, and they're ideally suited for work in engineering, advertising, and design.

Figures.

Abbey Marie
12-08-2011, 10:35 AM
Figures.

Lol, what figures?

Kathianne
12-08-2011, 04:17 PM
I too am an otter. :laugh2:

Abbey Marie
12-08-2011, 05:14 PM
I too am an otter. :laugh2:

"We otter be in pictures..."

Kathianne
12-08-2011, 05:17 PM
"We otter be in pictures..."

Really, that's what Jim keeps saying! Don't encourage that!

Abbey Marie
12-08-2011, 05:18 PM
Really, that's what Jim keeps saying! Don't encourage that!

OOps, that's true. I forgot. :eek:

KitchenKitten99
12-09-2011, 04:21 PM
Looks like I am a Badger...

If I am truly like a badger, it would have to be the Honey Badger...

Cuz I just don't give a shit... :thumb:

SassyLady
12-11-2011, 03:21 AM
I am a fox


The fox is very much a creature of the night and is, along with its dog relatives, the most gregarious of the carnivores. Their agile minds are always active, and although they never intend to harm others foxes have developed a reputation for slyness and manipulation. The female of the species is called a vixen for good reason: With her sharp mind and equally sharp tongue, she is best left alone when angry.
Appealing, cerebral and of average size, the fox is a close relative of both the wolf and dog personalities and displays typical canine qualities of loyalty, passion and creativity. Largely misunderstood to be a shy, retreating individual, it's the fox's unique stature as a small carnivore that defines its survival strategy. Because it cannot succeed in the world using brute force alone, it must rely on its sharp mind and engaging personality to garner resources. Consequently it spends a lot of time in its head, giving the impression that it's trying to outsmart its friends. The fox is often surprised to learn that its intellectual pursuits are intimidating.
Foxes are fussy eaters and feed on a wide range of foods. With an appreciation for the finer things in life, they demand quality in entertainment, food, and friends. A love for exploration is mixed with enjoyment in overcoming challenges, and foxes are often out climbing mountains or journeying to exotic, forbidden places.
Flamboyance is usually not the fox's style, preferring to remain inconspicuous in choose subtlety and cunning over brute strength. They live in small, cozy environments and their houses are usually organized and neat. As a hunter personality, foxes are in good physical shape and enjoy sports that challenge their mind and body.
Foxes are typically successful in the workplace, but their competitiveness and ambition sometimes make coworkers feel belittled. They would never deliberately take advantage of others, but their single-mindedness often blinds them to their feelings. So they thrive in their own businesses and like to surround themselves with family and friends in these ventures. Although they demand consensus in all decisions, they dominate discussions and steer the plans to reflect their own agenda. Competent in a wide range of fields, foxes are particularly well suited for a career as computer programmers, lawyers, doctors or professional chess players

Jeff
12-11-2011, 03:53 AM
OOO man this is scary it says I am a Crocodile which that's OK but the famous people that also fit the profile is what scares me :laugh:




Famous Crocodiles
Osama bin Laden
Charles Manson
Ted Bundy
Jeffrey Dahmer



Really I am not that bad :laugh:

red states rule
12-13-2011, 03:49 AM
I am a fox

Wow a fox and a Cougar all rolled into one. Lucky us!