View Full Version : Happy Birthday Gunny!
Hope it's the best EVAH!
How could it not be? :happy0203:
red states rule
12-21-2011, 03:23 AM
Happy Birthday sir. Hope you have a great day (I am sure Jess make sure it is)
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Gunny
12-21-2011, 05:30 AM
Hope it's the best EVAH!
How could it not be? :happy0203:
How could it not be? I get to spend it with you, right? :D
logroller
12-21-2011, 05:36 AM
happy birthday, may your next year be the best yet. Hey Jess, remember, Gunny has to sound off during his b-day spanking or it doesn't count.:thumb:
Gunny
12-21-2011, 05:55 AM
happy birthday, may your next year be the best yet. Hey Jess, remember, Gunny has to sound off during his b-day spanking or it doesn't count.:thumb:
You're in trouble ,,,,:slap:
darin
12-21-2011, 05:58 AM
Cheers! Let me brighten your day with a story.
A Marine General was supervising a large-scale war games on a beach front. After the play-war was finished the General was standing with his staff when a wayward Army Soldier walks up from behind a sand dune. The Soldier shouts "Screw you General!"
Angry, the General grabs the nearest Captain and orders "Captain! Take your company over that hill and bring back that Soldier!"
"Aye, Sir!"
The Marine company trucks over the sand dune to the sounds of battle. After 15 minutes, the Soldier re-appears, but with a tear in his shirt sleeve.
"I said, Screw YOU, General!"
Now, very upset, the General calls for his Colonel.
"Colonel, you take that BRIGADE of Marines over that dune and BRING BACK THAT SOLDIER!"
"Aye Sir!"
3000 marines and their equipment move over that dune to the sounds of the apocalypse. After four hours, a broken, limping marine stumbles back over the dune and shouts
"General!! General! Don't send any more Marines after that Soldier! It's a trap!!! There are...TWO of them!!"
Happy birthday, Gunny.
Gunny
12-21-2011, 06:04 AM
You're in trouble too .....
I'm thinking you send ONE Marine over the hill.....
logroller
12-21-2011, 06:14 AM
You're in trouble ,,,,:slap:
I've little doubt I'd be in more trouble if I attempted to give you birthday whoopin'. Suggesting Jess spank you seemed my only viable alternative. But enjoy your day, hope its a great one!
Happy Birthday, Jarhead! In truth, I like Marines ... they take care of the Army's light work.
How could it not be? I get to spend it with you, right? :D
Yep. 2850
happy birthday, may your next year be the best yet. Hey Jess, remember, Gunny has to sound off during his b-day spanking or it doesn't count.:thumb:
"Thank you, ma'am! May I have another?" is what he usually says ... 2851
Cheers! Let me brighten your day with a story.
A Marine General was supervising a large-scale war games on a beach front. After the play-war was finished the General was standing with his staff when a wayward Army Soldier walks up from behind a sand dune. The Soldier shouts "Screw you General!"
Angry, the General grabs the nearest Captain and orders "Captain! Take your company over that hill and bring back that Soldier!"
"Aye, Sir!"
The Marine company trucks over the sand dune to the sounds of battle. After 15 minutes, the Soldier re-appears, but with a tear in his shirt sleeve.
"I said, Screw YOU, General!"
Now, very upset, the General calls for his Colonel.
"Colonel, you take that BRIGADE of Marines over that dune and BRING BACK THAT SOLDIER!"
"Aye Sir!"
3000 marines and their equipment move over that dune to the sounds of the apocalypse. After four hours, a broken, limping marine stumbles back over the dune and shouts
"General!! General! Don't send any more Marines after that Soldier! It's a trap!!! There are...TWO of them!!"
Happy birthday, Gunny.
No one person needs more than one Marine.
Unless one was cooking, one was cleaning, another had the kids marching in formation ... hmmmm, an interesting concept, now that you bring it up. 2852
revelarts
12-21-2011, 08:13 AM
Happy B day Gunny!
For my birthday boy -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBRoQ91W1rk
Shadow
12-21-2011, 09:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9h57OIaMFs
Happy Birthday Gunny! Hope your day is a great one!
Kathianne
12-21-2011, 11:12 AM
Happy Birthday, Gunny! Hope your day is mucho great!
Abbey Marie
12-21-2011, 11:17 AM
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jimnyc
12-21-2011, 11:35 AM
Happy Birthday, Gunny! Have a day filled with liquor and boobies. And please, take some pictures for me!!
Gunny
12-21-2011, 05:27 PM
Yep. 2850
eewwww......
Gunny
12-21-2011, 05:28 PM
Happy B day Gunny!
Thank you.
ConHog
12-21-2011, 05:29 PM
Happy Birthday Gunny.
Let me know if Jess gives you what you want. LOL
Gunny
12-21-2011, 05:29 PM
Happy Birthday, Gunny! Have a day filled with liquor and boobies. And please, take some pictures for me!!
Gots plenty of licker ....
Happy Birthday Gunny.
Let me know if Jess gives you what you want. LOL
There's a question? Really?
Nukeman
12-21-2011, 05:34 PM
Have a Happy B-day!!!!
Gunny
12-21-2011, 05:34 PM
There's a question? Really?
I don't kiss n tell ....
ConHog
12-21-2011, 05:36 PM
There's a question? Really?
Oh, in that case , my condolences to your rectum. :laugh2::laugh2:
I don't kiss n tell ....
Of course not. My question was to ConHog. Does he really think you ain't gonna get what you want?
Didn't the gelflings and I take you out for dinner last night and give you presents this morning? And didn't you get ... oh, ummmm, never mind. ;)
Oh, in that case , my condolences to your rectum. :laugh2::laugh2:
Oh, you SO don't know Gunny.
You might wanna hide, CH. He gets irritated when people accuse him of having homosexual tendencies.:cool:
shattered
12-21-2011, 07:02 PM
How could it not be? I get to spend it with you, right? :D
That's disgustingly sweet and cute...for you. Did your head explode?
Happy birthday, Toots! I'd type it 52 times, but...well, you know. Nobody has that much time. :poke:
shattered
12-21-2011, 07:04 PM
Oh, you SO don't know Gunny.
You might wanna hide, CH. He gets irritated when people accuse him of having homosexual tendencies.:cool:
He's too stupid to hide. He's under the misguided notion that ...well, nevermind.
ConHog
12-21-2011, 07:08 PM
He's too stupid to hide. He's under the misguided notion that ...well, nevermind.
Oh how cute Dis wants to play.
Too bad for you Dis that a few things have chanced.
1. Gunny knows I was kidding (as does Jess)
2. Jess actually likes me
3. You're no longer an admin who can use her admin powers to be a total piece of shit towards posters you don't like while simultaneously accusing THEM of breaking rules
But eh, it was a solid troll effort on your part, and good job ruining a fucking happy birthday thread, why don't you just go give gunny crabs while you're at it?
ConHog
12-21-2011, 07:09 PM
Oh, you SO don't know Gunny.
You might wanna hide, CH. He gets irritated when people accuse him of having homosexual tendencies.:cool:
It's not homosexual if the person youre doing it to is a woman. LOL
shattered
12-21-2011, 07:12 PM
Oh how cute Dis wants to play.
Too bad for you Dis that a few things have chanced.
1. Gunny knows I was kidding (as does Jess)
2. Jess actually likes me
3. You're no longer an admin who can use her admin powers to be a total piece of shit towards posters you don't like while simultaneously accusing THEM of breaking rules
But eh, it was a solid troll effort on your part, and good job ruining a fucking happy birthday thread, why don't you just go give gunny crabs while you're at it?
Ignorant fool. :laugh:
ConHog
12-21-2011, 07:35 PM
Ignorant fool. :laugh:
That was some excellent repartee. Now why don't you run back to the scow and the biddy committee where you belong
Kathianne
12-21-2011, 07:46 PM
Why would ya'll screw up a birthday thread?
ConHog
12-21-2011, 07:52 PM
Why would ya'll screw up a birthday thread?
What yall? ONE person ruined this thread.
shattered
12-21-2011, 07:53 PM
Why would ya'll screw up a birthday thread?
Don't look at me.. I'm leaving it at "ignorant fool". The Lying Leprechaun can keep going, tho.
Kathianne
12-21-2011, 07:57 PM
As you both prove above, it takes two:
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ConHog
12-21-2011, 08:00 PM
As you both prove above, it takes two:
Bull fucking shit and you know it. I didn't say shit to her. She attacked me unprovoked.
You wanna fucking bitch about this fun thread being turned into something else, be my fucking guest, but at least point the blame where it belongs.
Hint , its all on Dis. Unless of course I'm responsible simply because I posted in the thread, and thus invited her attack. But I doubt even you believe that.
saw this thread too late to do anything for gunny with what few hours remained in the day but
i know we've had our fair share of differences
but a birthday is a magic day and
idk maybe i'm hoping too much but
... >,<
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/jonathan-mcc/gunny.gif
Hug me bro ^,^ and happy birthday!
jimnyc
12-21-2011, 08:27 PM
Awesome, Noir!!! :lol::lol:
ConHog
12-21-2011, 08:29 PM
Awesome, Noir!!! :lol::lol:
A little disturbing that bufu with Gunny was mentioned in the thread and Noir came running though . :laugh2:
j/k Noir.
I hope.
Shadow
12-21-2011, 09:09 PM
saw this thread too late to do anything for gunny with what few hours remained in the day but
i know we've had our fair share of differences
but a birthday is a magic day and
idk maybe i'm hoping too much but
... >,<
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/jonathan-mcc/gunny.gif
Hug me bro ^,^ and happy birthday!
HA! That is awesome LOL :thumb:
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