The Undercurrents of Jr Hi Here?

[Gunny]

I mean really. He said, she said. Blah, blah, blah .... Pssst .... didja know Gunny was sleeping with Jess? Oh HELL no.

Some of you candy-ass, jr hi school "I'm on so-n-so's side", immature little beasts need to STFU up. Most especially since half of you don't even know WHAT's up.

I mean really .... "I'm on so-n-so's" side? WHAT side?

And lest we forget, Gunny cusses? Who gives a fuck? Like I invented that shit around here.

Some of you need to grow up.

You're dismissed. Summarily.

[jimnyc]

didja know Gunny was sleeping with Jess?

Need pictures for proof, and not of you! :coffee:

[Gunny]

Need pictures for proof, and not of you! :coffee:

Keep dreaming, buddy.:laugh:

[ConHog]

Which side has cookies? That's what side I'm on..

[ConHog]

Need pictures for proof, and not of you! :coffee:

So let me get this straight.... You're asking for Gunny and Jess's home porn? I'll pass on seeing that.


And don't you two freaks even deny it exists either. :laugh2:

[Jess]

Which side has cookies? That's what side I'm on..

I make awesome cookies. True story. I have witnesses and everything.

[Jess]

I mean really. He said, she said. Blah, blah, blah .... Pssst .... didja know Gunny was sleeping with Jess? Oh HELL no.

Some of you candy-ass, jr hi school "I'm on so-n-so's side", immature little beasts need to STFU up. Most especially since half of you don't even know WHAT's up.

I mean really .... "I'm on so-n-so's" side? WHAT side?

And lest we forget, Gunny cusses? Who gives a fuck? Like I invented that shit around here.

Some of you need to grow up.

You're dismissed. Summarily.

Well, there goes the secret of the century, dear. Now what will we do to screw with people?

[ConHog]

I make awesome cookies. True story. I have witnesses and everything.

My wife makes the most incredible chocolate chip cookies.

Of course I think everything my wife does is incredible , so..............

[Jess]

My wife makes the most incredible chocolate chip cookies.

Of course I think everything my wife does is incredible , so..............

Keep that up. It will save your life someday. :laugh:

[ConHog]

Keep that up. It will save your life someday. :laugh:

She may not ever save my life, but she definitely makes it worth living. And don't think that shit don't matter when you're laying in some goddamned desert with blood pouring out of a wound.

[Jess]

She may not ever save my life, but she definitely makes it worth living. And don't think that shit don't matter when you're laying in some goddamned desert with blood pouring out of a wound.

Then you better keep her.


BTW - me and Gunny were watching a comedian the other night and I told him I was gonna hit you with this little bit later. Can't remember the comedian's name but he's Mexican and his wife is from Kentucky, so he calls his kids "Hick-spanics". :laugh:

Should work the same for somebody from Arkansas, I would think.

This guy was on Ron White's "Tribute to the Troops" on Comedy Central (I think).

[ConHog]

Then you better keep her.


BTW - me and Gunny were watching a comedian the other night and I told him I was gonna hit you with this little bit later. Can't remember the comedian's name but he's Mexican and his wife is from Kentucky, so he calls his kids "Hick-spanics". :laugh:

Should work the same for somebody from Arkansas, I would think.

This guy was on Ron White's "Tribute to the Troops" on Comedy Central (I think).

LOL @ Hickspanic.

Oh, and she aint goin nowhere.

[Gunny]

So let me get this straight.... You're asking for Gunny and Jess's home porn? I'll pass on seeing that.


And don't you two freaks even deny it exists either. :laugh2:

What do I need porn for? All I need is that mirror on the ceiling ....

[Jess]

What do I need porn for? All I need is that mirror on the ceiling ....

Uh huh. And as long as you're breathing, what else do I need? :wicked99:

[ConHog]

What do I need porn for? All I need is that mirror on the ceiling ....

Mirror on the celing? Hmm , we have a stripper pole bolted to ours.

[Jess]

Mirror on the celing? Hmm , we have a stripper pole bolted to ours.

Yeah, we used to have one of those, but Gunny was doing a sideways handstand on it and pulled the damned thing out.

[Gunny]

Mirror on the celing? Hmm , we have a stripper pole bolted to ours.

Nah. Jess wanted me on it too much. Was wearing me out.

[Jess]

Nah. Jess wanted me on it too much. Was wearing me out.
You can't blame me for that. I'm a poor, pathetic woman, swooning over your fine self. Pity me.:waltz:

[Gunny]

You can't blame me for that. I'm a poor, pathetic woman, swooning over your fine self. Pity me.:waltz:

:smoke:

[Jess]

:smoke:

Ain't it cold when you're out there smoking?

[ConHog]

You can't blame me for that. I'm a poor, pathetic woman, swooning over your fine self. Pity me.:waltz:


Last year my wife threw out all my underclothes and bought new. She bought me only A neck shirts. A hint maybe?????????????//

[Jess]

Last year my wife threw out all my underclothes and bought new. She bought me only A neck shirts. A hint maybe?????????????//

What are "A" neck shirts, CH?

[ConHog]

What are "A" neck shirts, CH?

The actual name of a wife beater. :laugh:

[Jess]

The actual name of a wife beater. :laugh:

Ah. Ok.

[ConHog]

Ah. Ok.



A mexican's husband wearing a wife beater LOL. Talk about stereotypes.