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Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:21 PM
that look pretty hawt.:halo9:

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:22 PM
This thread............... pictures.............. you know the deal.

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:24 PM
This thread............... pictures.............. you know the deal.

You can't afford to pay what those pics would cost you.

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:24 PM
Jealous much?

My boy got me these jammies, picked em out and paid for them with his own money. They are warm and snuggy.

Hater. 3014

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:24 PM
Jealous much?

My boy got me these jammies, picked em out and paid for them with his own money. They are warm and snuggy.

Hater. 3014

They're just not easy access and all that ....

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:27 PM
They're just not easy access and all that ....

Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:27 PM
They're just not easy access and all that ....


What do you need easy access for? My understanding is you got a brand new fat pussy that loves to snuggle with you.:laugh2:

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:28 PM
Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

Ummm ... thou forgetest the size of my hands. Big buttons to you are small and fumbly from my POV.

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:29 PM
Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

Anything beyond velcro does tend to confuse Marines. :coffee:

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:30 PM
Ummm ... thou forgetest the size of my hands. Big buttons to you are small and fumbly from my POV.


As if I could ever forget the size of your hands. Along with remembering size, I also remember they're very dexterous, Mr. Electrician. If you can diddle with wires, my buttons should be no problem.


And boy, did that come out as a double entendre...

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:30 PM
Anything beyond velcro does tend to confuse Marines. :coffee:

Right. Like we can't cut through ANY material with a quick slice of the K-Bar ...

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:33 PM
Right. Like we can't cut through ANY material with a quick slice of the K-Bar ...

Yeah, I umm wouldn't recommend THAT method of removing Jess's nightwear

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:34 PM
Yeah, I umm wouldn't recommend THAT method of removing Jess's nightware.

Well, I have been wanting to trim off a few inches but wasn't really thinking of that way ... :eek:

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:36 PM
Well, I have been wanting to trim off a few inches but wasn't really thinking of that way ... :eek:

Me Gunny, me use K Bar. ..............:laugh2:

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:39 PM
As if I could ever forget the size of your hands. Along with remembering size, I also remember they're very dexterous, Mr. Electrician. If you can diddle with wires, my buttons should be no problem.


And boy, did that come out as a double entendre...

:smoke:

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:40 PM
Yeah, I umm wouldn't recommend THAT method of removing Jess's nightwear

No shit. I'd have to pay to replace them.

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:40 PM
Me Gunny, me use K Bar. ..............:laugh2:


.... VERY well.

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:41 PM
No shit. I'd have to pay to replace them.

Yes. Yes you would.

Or at least half. Which half?

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:41 PM
No shit. I'd have to pay to replace them.

I think that would be the least of Jess's worries. :laugh:

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:41 PM
Yes. Yes you would.

Or at least half. Which half?

Just on principle, I'm NOT replacing the bottoms.

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:42 PM
.... VERY well.


Please tell me you've seen that commercial.

jimnyc
01-05-2012, 08:43 PM
*biting my tongue again* trying very hard not to ask anything dirty, or infer anything dirty. "Diddling wires" certainly makes a pervert like me wonder though! :coffee:

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:43 PM
I think that would be the least of Jess's worries. :laugh:

3015

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:44 PM
Just on principle, I'm NOT replacing the bottoms.

What principle would that be on, dearest?

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:45 PM
*biting my tongue again* trying very hard not to ask anything dirty, or infer anything dirty. "Diddling wires" certainly makes a pervert like me wonder though! :coffee:

That did come out good, didn't it? :cool:

ConHog
01-05-2012, 08:46 PM
What principle would that be on, dearest?

the principle that if he's lucky enough to get them undone the first time, he doesn't want to risk it a second time.:laugh2:

Jess
01-05-2012, 08:48 PM
the principle that if he's lucky enough to get them undone the first time, he doesn't want to risk it a second time.:laugh2:

Luck has nothing to do with it, CH.

Gunny
01-05-2012, 08:50 PM
What principle would that be on, dearest?

The nekkid principle, of course.

chloe
01-05-2012, 10:20 PM
Jealous much?

My boy got me these jammies, picked em out and paid for them with his own money. They are warm and snuggy.

Hater. 3014

sounds comfy :)

Abbey Marie
01-05-2012, 10:25 PM
Jess, that sounds great. My husband LOVES my tartan undies.

pegwinn
01-05-2012, 10:28 PM
Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

Mine wife once bought the same kinda jammies.

Two words.

K
Bar

ConHog
01-05-2012, 10:28 PM
Jess, that sounds great. My husband LOVES my tartan undies.

I would hate my wife's undies








IF SHE OWNED ANY.

:laugh:


oh that got me slapped.

darin
01-06-2012, 06:30 AM
New Admin rule: No more talk about chicks and undies and what-not w/o photographic proof :)

Gunny
01-06-2012, 06:47 AM
New Admin rule: No more talk about chicks and undies and what-not w/o photographic proof :)

Undies? I was talking PJs. Undies are in short supply around here. The boys have a stockpile, but there aren't a whole lot of adult sized ones to go around.

Jess
01-06-2012, 06:58 AM
New Admin rule: No more talk about chicks and undies and what-not w/o photographic proof :)

Good thing I ditched the pjs then, huh? 3033

Gunny
01-06-2012, 07:22 AM
Good thing I ditched the pjs then, huh? 3033

Well now ... aren't we Ms Kiss n Tell ......

Jess
01-06-2012, 07:24 AM
Well now ... aren't we Ms Kiss n Tell ......

Well, there's only one fella I've been kissin'.

This big ole jarhead. He's pretty cool. 3035

Gunny
01-06-2012, 07:31 AM
Well, there's only one fella I've been kissin'.

This big ole jarhead. He's pretty cool. 3035

Pffft .....:bs1:

Jess
01-06-2012, 07:31 AM
Pffft .....:bs1:

Which statement are you calling BS on, dear?

Gunny
01-06-2012, 07:38 AM
Which statement are you calling BS on, dear?

Yes.:salute:

Jess
01-06-2012, 09:01 AM
Yes.:salute:

Really? Sucks to be you then, sweetie.

Gunny
01-06-2012, 09:07 AM
Really? Sucks to be you then, sweetie.

Nah. I have a perfect life with a perfect woman.

Jess
01-06-2012, 09:10 AM
Nah. I have a perfect life with a perfect woman.

What you been smokin', Gunny? :smoke:

Cuz I think everybody's gonna want some. Just sayin'.

Gunny
01-06-2012, 09:12 AM
What you been smokin', Gunny? :smoke:

Cuz I think everybody's gonna want some. Just sayin'.

Don't you wish you knew. And you thought those trips to the garage were just to drink ......

Jess
01-06-2012, 09:16 AM
Don't you wish you knew. And you thought those trips to the garage were just to drink ......

I thought it was because of the tacos last night ... you being a gentleman and all.