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SassyLady
03-04-2012, 07:33 PM
I remember this day ... it was the day I discovered I didn't always need a man to have an orgasm!!!



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LiberalNation
03-05-2012, 04:46 PM
I never need a man to have an orgasm. Another woman works just fine.

jimnyc
03-05-2012, 04:48 PM
I never need a man to have an orgasm. Another woman works just fine.

Yeah, and my dogs get off from one another too.

SassyLady
03-05-2012, 04:52 PM
I love men .....

gabosaurus
03-05-2012, 05:31 PM
I learned when I was 14 years old why detachable shower heads are preferable to men: :cool:

**Always get you wet
**Never finish before you
**Can always find the right spot
**Will never cheat on you without your permission
**Always ready when you are
**Don't care what you look like
**Always shut off when want them to
**No matter what you look like, they always get turned on

LiberalNation
03-06-2012, 07:40 AM
Yeah, and my dogs get off from one another too.

You raised homosexual animals, tsk tsk.

PostmodernProphet
03-06-2012, 08:50 AM
are all women slow learners?......most men figure out how to have an orgasm without a partner when they're 12.........

SassyLady
03-06-2012, 12:57 PM
are all women slow learners?......most men figure out how to have an orgasm without a partner when they're 12.........

I was repressed from being molested from age 8-13, but I eventually figured it all out.

jimnyc
03-06-2012, 02:33 PM
You raised homosexual animals, tsk tsk.

Yes, I did apparently. And it's great when I have company over and one of them latches onto them and humps for all it's worth, sort of like the queer in the homecoming kiss.

LiberalNation
03-06-2012, 03:16 PM
There was no humping in that pic.....

jimnyc
03-06-2012, 03:19 PM
There was no humping in that pic.....

Fine, since it was a still picture, it was straddling (still unacceptable).

Jess
03-07-2012, 11:59 AM
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable." Madeline Kahn as "Mrs. White" in the movie "Clue" :cool:

LiberalNation
03-07-2012, 04:50 PM
are all women slow learners?

A skill Ive never learned, my girl does a pretty decent job tho.

gabosaurus
03-07-2012, 05:18 PM
are all women slow learners?......most men figure out how to have an orgasm without a partner when they're 12.........

Guys are born learning how to crank themselves up. It takes a while longer for women to figure things out.