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emmett
05-21-2007, 09:53 PM
The US Government News Service (USGNS, the only legal news supplier) has reported today that Caucasions officially no longer as of July 4 represent the majority of persons living in the USA.

"It's a grande evente", said President Julio Sanchez. "We can now be assured that influence by the gringo's is all but history. The thing is, they helped us do it. White Americans managed their country poorly from the get go. They were always divided and never had the unity to maintain control over their futures. It does my heart good to see the percentages of influence in this country more fairly represenative of the demographics here."

Our field reporter Maria Delgado has more from Lincoln, Nebraska.

I'm here with several whites in Lincoln, Nebraska, an area that still holds a slight Caucasion majority. They are considering breaking federal law by protesting the Federal Government's "Declaration of Equality" law of 2022. As you know HB34,999,768 prevents Whites from congregating or meeting for the purpose of denying Latinos, blacks and Asian people equal rights and access to the Homestead Act of 2019. Of course that law requires anyone who owns over 20 acres of personal property to sacrifice it so it can be redistributed to needy Americans to own land.

"It was voted in by the majority of voters, your own system," says Phang Inass, a cambodian refugee who claims he is entitled to 18 acres in Lincoln.

"We should have declared independance like Montana did in 2017", said Bob (last name withheld for fear of Government reprisal). "They may have been eliminated in the War of 2018 but at least they went down with their dignity," he said.

It has been reported that many Americans (mostly white but alot of blacks and others) are having great difficulty in coming to peace with the fact that the Governments new share all policy requires everyone to have exactly the same thing. Greedy Americans, large land owners and successful white business people have been the worst. As you know Americans are no longer allowed to actually OWN their property. Redistribution is now the way and is fair. There is no reason for some folks to have so much while others have nothing.

In other stories related to this one, in San Francisco today a major catastrophy erupted when retired Speaker Nancy Pelosi was dragged from her home kicking and screaming, yelling" I am an American you suns of bitches, I am exept from the Homesteading act."

Attorney General Hugo Chavez Jr. said today that the Government will no longer tolerate dissention from whites. If they keep up their behavior it will be put to popular vote to have their voting privledges revoked. Of course we all know that would be the end of white influence in American politics. A goal long desired by the Latino community.

The aging Louis Farrakhan had a comment also, "Whites and Blacks need to stick together. We are losing our country."

Don't forget everyone, tomorrow marks the first day the new American flag will fly over the White House. All State capitols will have until Friday to remove theirs if not already done. The new Green, Olive and Red "Unity" flag will now fly on the staffs across America. It is expected that some people will attempt to Protest and it is ill-advised. The penalty for flying the stars and bars at a home will be 5 years imprisonment.

"That flag represents everything terrible about our history. A time when Latino's were persecuted just for coming to the United States. A time when we had little say about American politics, no guarentees, no food card program and no health care" declared Guerillmo Monsanto Diaz Hernandez Gomez Jr, acting Director of Human Resourcers for the State Department. "The people have spoken, and our numbers are prevalent" he said.

It has also been reported that several white families have been violaing the 1 child law which is taxing our Government's National Health care System. Black families have also been warned about this and the Govenment News Service wants all to know that until actaul eqality is acheived, only Latino families will be allowed more than one child. "Of course forced abortion is always sad," said Surgeon General Melendez, "however we must realize that there are only so mucho resources in the Government tilly and we have to keep it fair for everyone. It was voted on by the people and it is the law, MAJORITY RULES!'

Good night from Juarez, the nations capitol, and remember to turn off all lighting by 12:00 midnight to avoid fines.

nevadamedic
05-21-2007, 11:33 PM
The US Government News Service (USGNS, the only legal news supplier) has reported today that Caucasions officially no longer as of July 4 represent the majority of persons living in the USA.

"It's a grande evente", said President Julio Sanchez. "We can now be assured that influence by the gringo's is all but history. The thing is, they helped us do it. White Americans managed their country poorly from the get go. They were always divided and never had the unity to maintain control over their futures. It does my heart good to see the percentages of influence in this country more fairly represenative of the demographics here."

Our field reporter Maria Delgado has more from Lincoln, Nebraska.

I'm here with several whites in Lincoln, Nebraska, an area that still holds a slight Caucasion majority. They are considering breaking federal law by protesting the Federal Government's "Declaration of Equality" law of 2022. As you know HB34,999,768 prevents Whites from congregating or meeting for the purpose of denying Latinos, blacks and Asian people equal rights and access to the Homestead Act of 2019. Of course that law requires anyone who owns over 20 acres of personal property to sacrifice it so it can be redistributed to needy Americans to own land.

"It was voted in by the majority of voters, your own system," says Phang Inass, a cambodian refugee who claims he is entitled to 18 acres in Lincoln.

"We should have declared independance like Montana did in 2017", said Bob (last name withheld for fear of Government reprisal). "They may have been eliminated in the War of 2018 but at least they went down with their dignity," he said.

It has been reported that many Americans (mostly white but alot of blacks and others) are having great difficulty in coming to peace with the fact that the Governments new share all policy requires everyone to have exactly the same thing. Greedy Americans, large land owners and successful white business people have been the worst. As you know Americans are no longer allowed to actually OWN their property. Redistribution is now the way and is fair. There is no reason for some folks to have so much while others have nothing.

In other stories related to this one, in San Francisco today a major catastrophy erupted when retired Speaker Nancy Pelosi was dragged from her home kicking and screaming, yelling" I am an American you suns of bitches, I am exept from the Homesteading act."

Attorney General Hugo Chavez Jr. said today that the Government will no longer tolerate dissention from whites. If they keep up their behavior it will be put to popular vote to have their voting privledges revoked. Of course we all know that would be the end of white influence in American politics. A goal long desired by the Latino community.

The aging Louis Farrakhan had a comment also, "Whites and Blacks need to stick together. We are losing our country."

Don't forget everyone, tomorrow marks the first day the new American flag will fly over the White House. All State capitols will have until Friday to remove theirs if not already done. The new Green, Olive and Red "Unity" flag will now fly on the staffs across America. It is expected that some people will attempt to Protest and it is ill-advised. The penalty for flying the stars and bars at a home will be 5 years imprisonment.

"That flag represents everything terrible about our history. A time when Latino's were persecuted just for coming to the United States. A time when we had little say about American politics, no guarentees, no food card program and no health care" declared Guerillmo Monsanto Diaz Hernandez Gomez Jr, acting Director of Human Resourcers for the State Department. "The people have spoken, and our numbers are prevalent" he said.

It has also been reported that several white families have been violaing the 1 child law which is taxing our Government's National Health care System. Black families have also been warned about this and the Govenment News Service wants all to know that until actaul eqality is acheived, only Latino families will be allowed more than one child. "Of course forced abortion is always sad," said Surgeon General Melendez, "however we must realize that there are only so mucho resources in the Government tilly and we have to keep it fair for everyone. It was voted on by the people and it is the law, MAJORITY RULES!'

Good night from Juarez, the nations capitol, and remember to turn off all lighting by 12:00 midnight to avoid fines.

:clap:

Mr. P
05-22-2007, 12:13 AM
This would be funny if it wasn't the proverbial writing on the wall. Sad.