ConHog
06-08-2012, 05:28 PM
So Jesus and Moses are out playing golf one Saturday morning and they come to a hole that is 285 yards to the green which is separated from the fairway by a water hazard.
Moses is up first, so he pulls out a fairway wood and hits a beautiful shot that lands 8 feet in front of the water.
Jesus is up next and tells Moses that he is going for the green as he pulls out his driver.
"you'll never make it Jesus, use a wood"
"If Arnold Palmer can make it , so can I"
whack , Jesus hits a perfect shot, right into the water.
Sighing Moses drives the cart to the hazard, parts the water and retrieves Jesus' ball.
"See, I told you, you can't make it, use a wood" Moses says
"If Arnold can do it, so can I"
whack , Jesus hits another ball into the water.
"This is the last time I'm getting your ball " Moses says as he once again parts the water to retrieve Jesus' ball "Use the wood"
"No, if Arnold can make it, so can I" replies Jesus
whack, another shot into the water
This time, Jesus goes to retrieve his own ball, and the next group has arrived and is waiting to play the hole
"Holy shit, that guy is walking on water " one of them yells "he must think he's Jesus Christ"
"No" Moses replies , "He IS Jesus Christ, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer"
Moses is up first, so he pulls out a fairway wood and hits a beautiful shot that lands 8 feet in front of the water.
Jesus is up next and tells Moses that he is going for the green as he pulls out his driver.
"you'll never make it Jesus, use a wood"
"If Arnold Palmer can make it , so can I"
whack , Jesus hits a perfect shot, right into the water.
Sighing Moses drives the cart to the hazard, parts the water and retrieves Jesus' ball.
"See, I told you, you can't make it, use a wood" Moses says
"If Arnold can do it, so can I"
whack , Jesus hits another ball into the water.
"This is the last time I'm getting your ball " Moses says as he once again parts the water to retrieve Jesus' ball "Use the wood"
"No, if Arnold can make it, so can I" replies Jesus
whack, another shot into the water
This time, Jesus goes to retrieve his own ball, and the next group has arrived and is waiting to play the hole
"Holy shit, that guy is walking on water " one of them yells "he must think he's Jesus Christ"
"No" Moses replies , "He IS Jesus Christ, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer"