Last post wins $5000!

[5stringJeff]

Why couldn't you have let the last post be on 9/11? Woulda been so poetic. :(

Because I'm a greedy capitalist.

[Yurt]

A rigged contest that I'm winning...

congratulations

[red states rule]

No, this money is mine. I have eight cats to feed - and boy do they eat alot

[stephanie]

Ah goodness...

I was bored so I thought...I mattas well win this sucker...



http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/chickendance.gif

[actsnoblemartin]

I need the money:)


Ah goodness...

I was bored so I thought...I mattas well win this sucker...



http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/chickendance.gif

[stephanie]

I need the money:)


Now you went and done it...gloves are off...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/incognito_aaaahh.gif

I'm winning that dang money...So, give up NOW..

[actsnoblemartin]

I can finally buy a car with that money.


Now you went and done it...gloves are off...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/incognito_aaaahh.gif

I'm winning that dang money...So, give up NOW..

[stephanie]

I can finally buy a car with that money.

You do know who you're up against, right...?


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/7171387_1053981208.gif

[actsnoblemartin]

no but the wb is now cw :lol:


You do know who you're up against, right...?


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/7171387_1053981208.gif

[stephanie]

no but the wb is now cw :lol:

Pfeesh..I ain't letting you confuse me..:laugh2:

I'm here, I'm bad, I'm ready...:dance:

[actsnoblemartin]

aye, cheers mate, good luck on winning ok? :cheers2:


Pfeesh..I ain't letting you confuse me..:laugh2:

I'm here, I'm bad, I'm ready...:dance:

[stephanie]

aye, cheers mate, good luck on winning ok? :cheers2:


:laugh2:I knew I could do it...:dance:

[actsnoblemartin]

what time is it for you, im at 2:47am


:laugh2:I knew I could do it...:dance:

[red states rule]

Now you went and done it...gloves are off...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/incognito_aaaahh.gif

I'm winning that dang money...So, give up NOW..

Damn, that pic looks like Hillary responding to the Election results

[actsnoblemartin]

hahahaha, even botox wont be able to help her then.


Damn, that pic looks like Hillary responding to the Election results

[typomaniac]

Damn, that pic looks like Hillary responding to the Election results

It looks a lot more like Dilloduck trying to share a shower with Sandy Duncan.

[red states rule]

hahahaha, even botox wont be able to help her then.

Only a heavy turnout of dead people and illegals, will Hillary be able to win

[typomaniac]

Only a heavy turnout of dead people and illegals, will Hillary be able to win

Your own party is saying she'll win. Wake up and smell :coffee:

[red states rule]

Your own party is saying she'll win. Wake up and smell :coffee:

What do you smell? Dead people and tacos?

She will not win the race. If Rudy is the Republican choice, Hillary will crash and burn

[actsnoblemartin]

I dont trust hillary she is a liar, and one of the most mean spirited politicians ever.


What do you smell? Dead people and tacos?

She will not win the race. If Rudy is the Republican choice, Hillary will crash and burn

[red states rule]

I dont trust hillary she is a liar, and one of the most mean spirited politicians ever.

Hillary ran the War Room for 8 years for her hubby

Is this what a majority of the voters want again?

Don't think so my friend

[actsnoblemartin]

Hell no. She is my worst nightmare.


Hillary ran the War Room for 8 years for her hubby

Is this what a majority of the voters want again?

Don't think so my friend

[red states rule]

Hell no. She is my worst nightmare.

and Bill's to

[Monkeybone]

i am lazy and didn't bother reading the start of this....how do i wins the monies?

[actsnoblemartin]

true :cheers2:


and Bill's to

[red states rule]

true :cheers2:

The movie "Eyes Wides Shut" was what Bill does when he gets into bed with Hillary at night

[actsnoblemartin]

I never saw the movie


The movie "Eyes Wides Shut" was what Bill does when he gets into bed with Hillary at night

[red states rule]

I never saw the movie

You would not want to. Much like Bill does not want to see Hillary's face first thing in the morning.

Then again, what guy would?

[actsnoblemartin]

I agree, her face is like a pizza, the cheese just melts away.


You would not want to. Much like Bill does not want to see Hillary's face first thing in the morning.

Then again, what guy would?

[red states rule]

I agree, her face is like a pizza, the cheese just melts away.

Looking at Hillary, I think about the part of the Polaroid you tear off and throw away

[actsnoblemartin]

Hillary is a loud mouth, like an angry fish pissing about in anger because its caught in your fish bowl.

[red states rule]

Hillary is a loud mouth, like an angry fish pissing about in anger because its caught in your fish bowl.

I have seen better heads on a keg of beer

[emmett]

Please mail my check now.

[actsnoblemartin]

Im gonna win. Cause i said so.

[mrg666]

this thread is very silly and should be closed right now :laugh2:

[actsnoblemartin]

not silly to me


this thread is very silly and should be closed right now :laugh2:

[musicman]

I will kill the next person who posts...

:laugh2:j/k, honest! But, don't let Hillary or Bill get wind of this thread!

[actsnoblemartin]

I will make a funny joke about the next person who posts


I will kill the next person who posts...

:laugh2:j/k, honest! But, don't let Hillary or Bill get wind of this thread!

[mrg666]

not silly to me


but if admin would have agreed i would have the 5 grand then i could feed my 8 kids , 3 dogs and 21 goldfish
:laugh2:

[Sir Evil]

but if admin would have agreed i would have the 5 grand then i could feed my 8 kids , 3 dogs and 21 goldfish
:laugh2:

Ok you win! get the rowboat out, and come collect! :D

[mrg666]

Ok you win! get the rowboat out, and come collect! :D

:finger3::slap::laugh2:

[red states rule]

send the check to me Jim

[hjmick]

Last post.

[mrg666]

Last post.

are you the bugler

cus your late

[Said1]

This contest is fixed. I was already paid.

[mrg666]

im just building a row boat:laugh2:

[Sir Evil]

im just building a row boat:laugh2:

Don't forget to bring Wilson along to keep you company. :D

[red states rule]

bump

[Yurt]

bump

bump

= less $5000 RSR.

:poke:

deposit $2K in this ............... acct, and we'll let you slide....

[actsnoblemartin]

I want the money

[manu1959]

I want the money


no....

[actsnoblemartin]

my money bitch :cheers2:


no....

[stephanie]

Yea....I win.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/hatsoff.gif

[PostmodernProphet]

I think it would be easier to get $5000 by voting for Hillary and having a kid than by being the last poster here.......

[actsnoblemartin]

here :)))

[typomaniac]

Hey, if I can't even get voted as a better debater than Evil around here, what chance does any of you losers have at winning $5k? :laugh:

[red states rule]

Hey, if I can't even get voted as a better debater than Evil around here, what chance does any of you losers have at winning $5k? :laugh:

not so fast

[actsnoblemartin]

winner winner, chicken dinner

[red states rule]

not so fast my friend

[actsnoblemartin]

i like kitties and bald eagles

:coffee:


not so fast my friend

[red states rule]

i like kitties and bald eagles

:coffee:

I have to feed the kitties - the $5000 is mine

[actsnoblemartin]

im not going to allow anyone to use your cancer diagnosis as a cheap shot, or make other comments about your death. I will absolutely not tolerate it


I have to feed the kitties - the $5000 is mine

[red states rule]

im not going to allow anyone to use your cancer diagnosis as a cheap shot, or make other comments about your death. I will absolutely not tolerate it

Thanks for your kind words

Now stop posting here and let me win!!!!!!!!

[mrg666]

Hey, if I can't even get voted as a better debater than Evil around here, what chance does any of you losers have at winning $5k? :laugh:

# 1 you had the bottle to go 1 on 1 that in itself is an achievment most threads are paused by other posts when its all on you well i commend you sir myself included not a lot of folk here would do what you did

[red states rule]

# 1 you had the bottle to go 1 on 1 that in itself is an achievment most threads are paused by other posts when its all on you well i commend you sir myself included not a lot of folk here would do what you did

bump for the kitties

[mrg666]

meow :laugh2:

[red states rule]

meow :laugh2:

you are taking food out their mouths

[actsnoblemartin]

they are so adorable...



you are taking food out their mouths

[actsnoblemartin]

CATS!


you are taking food out their mouths

[red states rule]

they are so adorable...

yes they are

[actsnoblemartin]

i like rubbing their putty tat :poke:, no the human ones


yes they are

[red states rule]

i like rubbing their putty tat :poke:, no the human ones

we all do

[mrg666]

you are taking food out their mouths

im a heartless bastard :laugh2:
bit like hfm
not

[actsnoblemartin]

:)---



im a heartless bastard :laugh2:
bit like hfm
not

[red states rule]

:)---

the kitties will win out

[actsnoblemartin]

yes, but the love for human kitties is a powerful thing grass hoppa :laugh2:


the kitties will win out

[red states rule]

yes, but the love for human kitties is a powerful thing grass hoppa :laugh2:

the four legged ones are much cheaper and do not talk back

[actsnoblemartin]

it looks like a coin purse

:lol:


the fopur legged ones are much cheaper and do not talk back

[red states rule]

it looks like a coin purse

:lol:

give it up - my kitties will win this contest

[actsnoblemartin]

lol

[actsnoblemartin]

I need some money, pussy is expensive :lol:

[stephanie]

I win...........


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MOONING-vi.gif

[red states rule]

I win...........


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MOONING-vi.gif

not yet my dear

[stephanie]

not yet my dear


Ok...Ya can't beat this......

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/StripJointL.gif

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MonicaLL.gif

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/incognito_aaaahh.gif

[red states rule]

Ok...Ya can't bet this......

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/StripJointL.gif

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MonicaLL.gif

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/incognito_aaaahh.gif

nice pics Steph - but not as nice as these

[stephanie]

nice pics Steph - but not as nice as these

I do love kitty cats......my favorite critters...:cheers2:

[actsnoblemartin]

Your hilarious :coffee:


I win...........


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MOONING-vi.gif

[actsnoblemartin]

Tigers are my favorites :dance:

Siberians especially

[actsnoblemartin]

stephs pick are hilarious, those are such cute little kitties, AWWWW :)

I wanna pet them, and hug them.

so cute


nice pics Steph - but not as nice as these

[red states rule]

stephs pick are hilarious, those are such cute little kitties, AWWWW :)

I wanna pet them, and hug them.

so cute

they are wonderful and good companions

[actsnoblemartin]

:salute: the cats and their owner


they are wonderful and good companions

[red states rule]

:salute: the cats and their owner


Ok Jim - send me the check

[typomaniac]

Ok Jim - send me the check

:lol: I think he'd sooner kiss a turd.

[actsnoblemartin]

only with salt and pepper :lol:


:lol: I think he'd sooner kiss a turd.

[stephanie]

Here's a BIG kitty...we took this picture just up the road from my house...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MVC-734F.jpg

[actsnoblemartin]

he looks like the old green guy from star wars


Here's a BIG kitty...we took this picture just up the road from my house...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MVC-734F.jpg

[stephanie]

It's a she...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MVC-732F.jpg

[actsnoblemartin]

well i gotta give it to animals, you will never see them in a tampon or valtrex commercial. :lol:


It's a she...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/MVC-732F.jpg

[red states rule]

I friend of mine is taking this little girl in later today. Another homeless cat is off the streets

[actsnoblemartin]

your a big sweetie rsr, i dont care what mainefag says. Your my hero.


I friend of mine is taking this little girl in later today. Another homeless cat is off the streets

[red states rule]

I am a sucker for a stray cat

[stephanie]

I am a sucker for a stray cat

I don't have a kitty right now...even though I want one badly...
But I'm still considering moving, so I thought I'd wait...
Though I've had a few cats fly on the airplane with me, under the seat...
Makes for a real conservation piece..especially if they wake from the drugs, and make that horrible primal scream that they can make....:laugh2:

[red states rule]

I don't have a kitty right now...even though I want one badly...
But I'm still considering moving, so I thought I'd wait...
Though I've had a few cats fly on the airplane with me, under the seat...
Makes for a real conservation piece..especially if they wake from the drugs, and make that horrible primal scream that they can make....:laugh2:

I have had cats my entire life. I could not live without them

After my suregry the biggest problem I will have is to make sure they do not jump on the stiches

Munchie weighs over 18 pounds. If she jumps on me - it will hurt!!!

[stephanie]

I have had cats my entire life. I could not live without them

After my suregry the biggest problem I will have is to make sure they do not jump on the stiches

Munchie weighs over 18 pounds. If she jumps on me - it will hurt!!!

I'm the same...I've had cats all my life also...
I miss not having one..

[red states rule]

I'm the same...I've had cats all my life also...
I miss not having one..

When you are ready go to the shelter or if you find a stray

That has been where I have got all mine. They make the best companions and will always give you unconditional love

[Yurt]

You guys are suckers, Jim already gave me the 5K, he is just stringing you along.

[red states rule]

You guys are suckers, Jim already gave me the 5K, he is just stringing you along.

Then my cats will go into attack mode.

[stephanie]

You guys are suckers, Jim already gave me the 5K, he is just stringing you along.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/facepull-vi.gif

:laugh2:

[red states rule]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/facepull-vi.gif

:laugh2:

My thoughts exactly

[mrg666]

my boats nearly done
ill be in nj about febuary :laugh2:

[red states rule]

my boats nearly done
ill be in nj about febuary :laugh2:

do not write the check just yet

[stephanie]

my boats nearly done
ill be in nj about febuary :laugh2:

get ahold of us when you get there....:cheers2:

:p

[red states rule]

get ahold of us when you get there....:cheers2:

bump

[mrg666]

it would buy a few beers wouldnt it
id fly back though my arms are aching just thinkin about it :laugh2:

[stephanie]

it would buy a few beers wouldnt it
id fly back though my arms are aching just thinkin about it :laugh2:

:slap:
:laugh2:

[actsnoblemartin]

i like tigers :dance:

[Yurt]

i like tigers :dance:

http://www.newprophecy.net/Roy_Horn_of_Siegfried__Roy_holds_tiger_pals.jpg

[actsnoblemartin]

aww, thanks yurt

http://www.newprophecy.net/Roy_Horn_of_Siegfried__Roy_holds_tiger_pals.jpg

[actsnoblemartin]

thanks again yurt

tigers rule!

[typomaniac]

I like bananas.

[hjmick]

I like pie.

[actsnoblemartin]

NO!. Nobody wassupposed to see this. I was winning :eek:


I like pie.

[typomaniac]

NO!. Nobody wassupposed to see this. I was winning :eek:

I wonder if hjmick likes banana cream pie. Then we could have something in common to eat. :cool:

[actsnoblemartin]

i like cherry pie :)


I wonder if hjmick likes banana cream pie. Then we could have something in common to eat. :cool:

[red states rule]

http://www.newprophecy.net/Roy_Horn_of_Siegfried__Roy_holds_tiger_pals.jpg

Cats are cats

[typomaniac]

Cats are cats

But some are bigger than others.

[actsnoblemartin]

Tigers rule


But some are bigger than others.

[typomaniac]

Tigers rule

Tigers rule, and red states suck. :)

[actsnoblemartin]

Tigersrule, and you suck j/k :cheers2:
Tigers rule, and red states suck. :)

[mrg666]

my arms are killing me but im nearly there:dance:

[actsnoblemartin]

House is a rad show.


my arms are killing me but im nearly there:dance:

[typomaniac]

House is a rad show.

I've thought about putting together a YouTube video of a "5 minute House," sort of like Bobby McFerrin's 3-minute Wizard of Oz. Anybody like to audition? :)

[actsnoblemartin]

how would i audition? lol


I've thought about putting together a YouTube video of a "5 minute House," sort of like Bobby McFerrin's 3-minute Wizard of Oz. Anybody like to audition? :)

[red states rule]

bump

[typomaniac]

Anybody see that Dragon Wars movie? No plot, but who cares? Dragons are awesome.

[red states rule]

bump

[HotPinkConsevative]

Really? that's so cool!! do i qualify?

[red states rule]

Really? that's so cool!! do i qualify?

No

I will win

[typomaniac]

This is a war of mutually assured destruction.

[red states rule]

Here are some more cat pics

[actsnoblemartin]

aww, i dont normally cry, but those kitties are so cute, will u give um a hug for me?


Here are some more cat pics

[red states rule]

aww, i dont normally cry, but those kitties are so cute, will u give um a hug for me?

They get plenty from me as it is

[actsnoblemartin]

Good. thank you

god bless you man.


They get plenty from me as it is

[red states rule]

They are very spoiled

[typomaniac]

They are very spoiled

You're teaching them "liberal" values. You're supposed to like only feral cats who can look out for themselves.

[red states rule]

You're teaching them "liberal" values. You're supposed to like only feral cats who can look out for themselves.

If they could get off their ass and get a job, that would be correct

Besides, they are all off the streets and not having kids - like welfare Queens

[typomaniac]

If they could get off their ass and get a job, that would be correctThey could work for a product testing lab. :dev:

Besides, they are all off the streets and not having kids - like welfare Queens
Why? Did you sterilize them?

Our government hasn't done THAT since the 1930s.

[red states rule]

They could work for a product testing lab. :dev:

Why? Did you sterilize them?

Our government hasn't done THAT since the 1930s.

Thanks for confirming what a jerk you are

[typomaniac]

Thanks for confirming what a jerk you are

Just carrying modern conservatism to its logical conclusion. :salute:

[red states rule]

Just carrying modern conservatism to its logical conclusion. :salute:


Like most of your posts

:bsflag:

[typomaniac]

No one should be allowed to end a thread with a post as :lame2: as the previous one.

[red states rule]

No one should be allowed to end a thread with a post as :lame2: as the previous one.

Ovrdosed on your idiot pill today I see

[typomaniac]

Ovrdosed on your idiot pill today I see

Still not good enough: try again.

[red states rule]

Still not good enough: try again.

Like your opinion matters?

[typomaniac]

Like your opinion matters?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sleep/schla03.gif

[actsnoblemartin]

Youre not gonna win, its either gonna be me or rsr


http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sleep/schla03.gif

[waterrescuedude2000]

Hmm Just posting randon stuff for here

[actsnoblemartin]

seig shitlery

health care for fall

or nation that is


Hmm Just posting randon stuff for here

[red states rule]

seig shitlery

health care for fall

or nation that is

and shut up and fork over 70% of your income to pay for all her ideas

[typomaniac]

seig shitlery

health care for fall

or nation that is

OCA thinks you're both homos. :p

[red states rule]

OCA thinks you're both homos. :p

OCA is a human hemroid - much like you

[typomaniac]

OCA is a human hemroid - much like you

The only think OCA and I have in common that I can think of is that we're both male.

[actsnoblemartin]

rar believe me, no one is as much of a (herpes) cold sore as oca


The only think OCA and I have in common that I can think of is that we're both male.

[red states rule]

rar believe me, no one is as much of a (herpes) cold sore as oca

He is the type who is disinvited from weddings

[actsnoblemartin]

he is like britneys couch, nobody wants to see it


He is the type who is disinvited from weddings

[nevadamedic]

Im on top again :pee:

[red states rule]

Not any more

[nevadamedic]

Anyways. :laugh2:

[red states rule]

Anyways. :laugh2:

Sometimes

[nevadamedic]

Sometimes

Ack, your trying to get on top of me?

*Covers butt*

[red states rule]

Ack, your trying to get on top of me?

*Covers butt*

Nope

Win 5 large

[nevadamedic]

Nope

Win 5 large

The theme of this thread is kinda like OCA, a joke. I don't see how people actually believe they will win $5,000.

[red states rule]

The theme of this thread is kinda like OCA, a joke. I don't see how people actually believe they will win $5,000.

Why take a chance?

[typomaniac]

Why take a chance?

You can't take a chance: against us, you don't have one. :coffee:

[manu1959]

:fu:

[typomaniac]

:fu:

That for me?

If not, who is it for?

And if so...how sweet! :o

[red states rule]

bump

[nevadamedic]

My store got robbed today :( I deserve to win with all the crap that happened at work today.

[red states rule]

Sorry to hear that

[actsnoblemartin]

I need the money, i need to buy a used car.


Sorry to hear that

[manu1959]

:fu:

[Yurt]

:fu:

:scared:

[manu1959]

:scared:

:laugh2:

[actsnoblemartin]

:pee:

[nevadamedic]

:pee:

You would just spend the $5,000 on male strippers.:laugh2:

[red states rule]

bump

[Yurt]

bump

stump

[red states rule]

stump

thump

[Yurt]

thump

chump

:lol:

[actsnoblemartin]

dump


chump

:lol:

[red states rule]

grump

[actsnoblemartin]

rump


grump

[red states rule]

frump

[nevadamedic]

rump

Fag.

[stephanie]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa137/gabriella8406/rabid20dog.jpg[/QUOTE]

I win damnit...or I sic my friends little doggie on you all......

:laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa137/gabriella8406/rabid20dog.jpg

I win damnit...or I sic my friends little doggie on you all......

:laugh2:[/QUOTE]

:boom2::tank:

[red states rule]

Whatever

[actsnoblemartin]

The doggie picture that stephanie posted...

thats me when im angry :laugh2:

:lol:


I win damnit...or I sic my friends little doggie on you all......

:laugh2:

:boom2::tank:[/QUOTE]

[No1tovote4]

Bang.

[Abbey Marie]

Bang.

OMG! It's a specter!

(How are you?)

[red states rule]

OMG! It's a specter!

(How are you?)

specter who?

[Abbey Marie]

specter who?

This specter:

spec·ter /ˈspɛktər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[spek-ter] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. a visible incorporeal spirit, esp. one of a terrifying nature; ghost; phantom; apparition.

:coffee:

[No1tovote4]

OMG! It's a specter!

(How are you?)
I didn't know I was so frightening....

I'm doing well.

[red states rule]

This specter:

spec·ter /ˈspɛktər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[spek-ter] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. a visible incorporeal spirit, esp. one of a terrifying nature; ghost; phantom; apparition.

:coffee:

a returning poster?

[Abbey Marie]

I didn't know I was so frightening....

I'm doing well.

Anything that disappears, then pops up all of a sudden, can be frightening. :D

It's nice to see you!

[red states rule]

bump

[No1tovote4]

Anything that disappears, then pops up all of a sudden, can be frightening. :D

It's nice to see you!

Good to see y'all too. Every time I come here I remember the good times on the old board....

[red states rule]

Good to see y'all too. Every time I come here I remember the good times on the old board....

Welcome back

[nevadamedic]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...................:coffee:

[red states rule]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...................:coffee:

bump

[nevadamedic]

bump

Fag.:finger3:

[red states rule]

Fag.:finger3:

Dork :finger3:

[nevadamedic]

Dork :finger3:

Thats better then being a fag.

[red states rule]

Thats better then being a fag.

How would you know?

[Yurt]

Goonies, I already got the check for 5K.

[stephanie]

You people are way too weird to win...

rump
grump
dump
bump
chump


You forgot.....lump..
I WIN..

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/1lmao.gif

[nevadamedic]

How would you know?

Martin told me. :laugh2:

[stephanie]

:pee:


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/1lmao.gif

[nevadamedic]

:pee:


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m268/alaskamomma/1lmao.gif

I'm on top............ :laugh2:

[red states rule]

I'm on top............ :laugh2:

No you are not

[No1tovote4]

So, when do I get the check?

[red states rule]

So, when do I get the check?

You don't

[nevadamedic]

You don't

Neither do you..............

[actsnoblemartin]

I get the check

:dance:


Neither do you..............

[typomaniac]

I get the check

:dance:

Does this avatar mean you're a Democrat now?

[actsnoblemartin]

no it means, im a huge shrek fan.


Does this avatar mean you're a Democrat now?

[nevadamedic]

It's my birthday so I think I should be declaired the winner!:salute:

[red states rule]

It's my birthday so I think I should be declaired the winner!:salute:

That was yesterday

[nevadamedic]

That was yesterday

Nope today, December 11th 1978 is my birthday.

[nevadamedic]

Therefore I should win!

[red states rule]

Therefore I should win!

Yea, YESTERDAY - but not today

[nevadamedic]

Yea, YESTERDAY - but not today

Yesterday what? Your obviously confused.

[red states rule]

Yesterday what? Your obviously confused.

Sorry - I thought yeaterday was your birthday

However, I might give you a percentage when I when as a present

[nevadamedic]

Sorry - I thought yeaterday was your birthday

However, I might give you a percentage when I when as a present

Nope today is. If your talking presents i'll take a Nintendo Wii or a Playstation 3 :laugh2:

[red states rule]

Nope today is. If your talking presents i'll take a Nintendo Wii or a Playstation 3 :laugh2:

How about a kind birthday wish?

[nevadamedic]

How about a kind birthday wish?

That would work too.

[red states rule]

That would work too.

You got it!!

Hope you have a great day my friend

[nevadamedic]

You got it!!

Hope you have a great day my friend

Or maybe you can help me find a nice decent woman I can spoil and treat like a princess :)

[red states rule]

Or maybe you can help me find a nice decent woman I can spoil and treat like a princess :)

Try Eharmony

[nevadamedic]

Try Eharmony

Naa those dating sites are crap.

[red states rule]

Naa those dating sites are crap.

Not at all. I know 2 people who met their future spouses on the site. It is better then the others out there

The profile you fill out will take you about 3 hours

[nevadamedic]

Not at all. I know 2 people who met their future spouses on the site. It is better then the others out there

The profile you fill out will take you about 3 hours

I've tried them all.

[red states rule]

I've tried them all.

Just a thought

When you are not looking is when you will find Ms Right

[nevadamedic]

Just a thought

When you are not looking is when you will find Ms Right

That's a line of crap, i've tried the not looking thing and it doesn't work.

[red states rule]

That's a line of crap, i've tried the not looking thing and it doesn't work.

I know it to be true NV. When I gave up, guess what, I found the love of my life

Right now, with my health issues, I thank God everyday for her

Be patient, for every pot there is a lid. You will find her one day

[Abbey Marie]

I know it to be true NV. When I gave up, guess what, I found the love of my life

Right now, with my health issues, I thank God everyday for her

Be patient, for every pot there is a lid. You will find her one day

I've always loved the pot/lid line. :)

Another, though not as cute: "As God made us, God matched us".

[typomaniac]

For every pot there's a kettle. And both are black.

[Abbey Marie]

For every pot there's a kettle. And both are black.

In message board world, too true. :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

For every pot there's a kettle. And both are black.

I don't think Hugh lincoln would really like that one. :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

Im on top again :) :dance: