Bubbalicious
01-22-2007, 09:28 PM
"you remind me of my brother"
"I'm afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We'll never be able to have good sex"
"I don't want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don't know."
"It's too easy to be close to you."
"I don't want an intimate relationship."
"You're too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried 'just being friends.'"
"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren't afraid to eat"
"You're an American."
"I'm taking a gender studies course, and you're a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don't want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don't know, maybe it's just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don't want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I'm engaged to my ex."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling
prophecy."
"We're perfect for each other, but I don't like you anymore."
"You're too short."
"I'm afraid of having sex right now, and I'm so attracted to you that I know it
will happen soon if I don't leave."
"'I like you too much as a person"
"You're too accommodating. And sometimes you're late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I'm capable of at this time."
"I don't know who you are."
"I'm too in love with you."
“I forgot to tell you - I'm married."
“I've realized I'm gay."
"I'm really a man"
"If i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me."
"I'm already sleeping with your roommate."
"Because today I found God. He said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan."
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister."
"I'm embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we'd have sex."
"I don't believe in fairy tales"
“ I'm afraid you'll break up with me."
"Things are just going too well and I just can't have that."
"You're too good of a kisser and it's really distracting."
"We have fun together and you're a great guy and all but I'm weird.”
"I'm allergic to men."
"I cheated on you while you were away and now I am destroyed by guilt."
"You haven't changed since the last time we dated."
"We have too much in common"
"I just don't feel as passionate about you as I should"
"Your room is too messy."
"I'm afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We'll never be able to have good sex"
"I don't want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don't know."
"It's too easy to be close to you."
"I don't want an intimate relationship."
"You're too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried 'just being friends.'"
"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren't afraid to eat"
"You're an American."
"I'm taking a gender studies course, and you're a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don't want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don't know, maybe it's just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don't want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I'm engaged to my ex."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling
prophecy."
"We're perfect for each other, but I don't like you anymore."
"You're too short."
"I'm afraid of having sex right now, and I'm so attracted to you that I know it
will happen soon if I don't leave."
"'I like you too much as a person"
"You're too accommodating. And sometimes you're late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I'm capable of at this time."
"I don't know who you are."
"I'm too in love with you."
“I forgot to tell you - I'm married."
“I've realized I'm gay."
"I'm really a man"
"If i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me."
"I'm already sleeping with your roommate."
"Because today I found God. He said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan."
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister."
"I'm embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we'd have sex."
"I don't believe in fairy tales"
“ I'm afraid you'll break up with me."
"Things are just going too well and I just can't have that."
"You're too good of a kisser and it's really distracting."
"We have fun together and you're a great guy and all but I'm weird.”
"I'm allergic to men."
"I cheated on you while you were away and now I am destroyed by guilt."
"You haven't changed since the last time we dated."
"We have too much in common"
"I just don't feel as passionate about you as I should"
"Your room is too messy."