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Roo
08-11-2012, 12:29 PM
According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/

Ladies, we could have told you this YEARS ago.

Voted4Reagan
08-11-2012, 12:32 PM
let me guess.... you're offering to duplicate the experiment and develop a peer review group to confirm the hypotheses?

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
08-11-2012, 12:34 PM
According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/

Ladies, we could have told you this YEARS ago.

So, I've finally been proven to have been correct all these years! If I were speaking to my two ex-wives I'd send them this info.-;)--Tyr

Shadow
08-11-2012, 12:42 PM
According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/

Ladies, we could have told you this YEARS ago.

Well....I was always promised that it would cure mirgaines so...

Roo
08-11-2012, 01:01 PM
Well....I was always promised that it would cure mirgaines so...

See now I wouldn't promise it could do something it couldn't.....

Shadow
08-11-2012, 01:11 PM
See now I wouldn't promise it could do something it couldn't.....

Planning on hitting up only women who are preggers? That's kind of limiting IMO.

Unless of course studies show sperm cures other ills. :)

Roo
08-11-2012, 01:14 PM
Planning on hitting up only women who are preggers? That's kind of limiting IMO.

Unless of course sudies show sperm cures other ills. :)

Well I was thinking that now thats it's been proven all of you post pregger females woul still be thabkful of it's healing properties...I mean????

aboutime
08-11-2012, 01:20 PM
Well....I was always promised that it would cure mirgaines so...


Did you ever have any problems with Pimples?

As for the Migraines...for the guys who had them, they weren't bothered by morning sickness.

Shadow
08-11-2012, 01:22 PM
Well I was thinking that now thats it's been proven all of you post pregger females woul still be thabkful of it's healing properties...I mean????

You are in luck. Sperm can also cure depression...high blood pressure and is good for your skin. :)


http://voices.yahoo.com/health-benefits-semen-230057.html

Shadow
08-11-2012, 01:26 PM
Did you ever have any problems with Pimples?

As for the Migraines...for the guys who had them, they weren't bothered by morning sickness.

Okay...this I gotta hear. What is the theory behind pimples?

Roo
08-11-2012, 01:29 PM
You are in luck. Sperm can also cure depression...high blood pressure and is good for your skin. :)


http://voices.yahoo.com/health-benefits-semen-230057.html

Well then shouldn't you let me help you with these things?

Shadow
08-11-2012, 01:36 PM
Well then shouldn't you let me help you with these things?

Well...damn...where have you been all my life? Apparently you are the miracle cure/prevention for beast cancer too. Just thinking about how healthy I could be now...makes me hot! ;)


http://benefitof.net/benefits-of-sperm/

Roo
08-11-2012, 01:40 PM
Well...damn...where have you been all my life? Apparently you are the miracle cure/prevention for beast cancer too. Just thinking about how healthy I could be now...makes me hot! ;)


http://benefitof.net/benefits-of-sperm/

Ok, now I'm wet.

Shadow
08-11-2012, 01:43 PM
Ok, now I'm wet.

Do you trim trees too?

aboutime
08-11-2012, 01:53 PM
Okay...this I gotta hear. What is the theory behind pimples?


Are ya sittin' down? Of course you are. Keyboard and all.

Okay. That theory behind pimples was an old wives tale...so to speak. It was a warning to all little boys, and older ones as well. "If you Jerk Off"...better known as Masterbation. The warning included the words..."You'll get pimples", and some others I remember hearing..laughingly, were. You beat off, you'll stutter!

What a theory...huh?

And now. We get back to the topic AT HAND (no pun intended).

Roo
08-11-2012, 01:57 PM
Do you trim trees too?

Name one man who won't do ANYTHING for a BJ from a beautiful woman.

aboutime
08-11-2012, 01:59 PM
Name one man who won't do ANYTHING for a BJ from a beautiful woman.


Barney Frank?

logroller
08-11-2012, 02:48 PM
You think there's a chance I could Obama to give me grant to study the contraceptive properties of oral sex? If shadow has another blindfold, I'll make it a double-blind study! :wink:

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
08-11-2012, 02:51 PM
You think there's a chance I could Obama to give me grant to study the contraceptive properties of oral sex? If shadow has another blindfold, I'll make it a double-blind study! :wink:

And Gabby could be a witness, because she has got degrees and all...-:laugh:-Tyr

logroller
08-11-2012, 03:13 PM
And Gabby could be a witness, because she has got degrees and all...-:laugh:-Tyr
Unless one of her degrees is in overcoming the gag reflex, I'd make her a participant.

aboutime
08-11-2012, 03:33 PM
You think there's a chance I could Obama to give me grant to study the contraceptive properties of oral sex? If shadow has another blindfold, I'll make it a double-blind study! :wink:


logroller. Sure there's a chance. But knowing Obama like we do these days. Would you be prepared to PAY THE TAXES if you happen to SWALLOW before making the Official report? Obama would personally want PROOF.

Roo
08-11-2012, 03:34 PM
Barney Frank?

Ok, I backed into that one ;)

aboutime
08-11-2012, 03:43 PM
Ok, I backed into that one ;)


Gee! I hope not! Look around. Barney may be nearby. Then WHO KNOWS how your Prostate exam might go????

Roo
08-11-2012, 03:54 PM
Gee! I hope not! Look around. Barney may be nearby. Then WHO KNOWS how your Prostate exam might go????

Well this thread IS about the healing qualities of sperm. ( I did not just type that)

aboutime
08-11-2012, 04:15 PM
Well this thread IS about the healing qualities of sperm. ( I did not just type that)


So. What disease would you Like BARNEY to heal for you?