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gabosaurus
09-22-2012, 12:24 PM
Apparently we "feminazis" have caused the male penis to shrink 10 percent on average.
Always good to have the awesome power to enslave and emasculate! :beer:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/#.UFuOamcJHyE.facebook

Trigg
09-22-2012, 01:52 PM
The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found (http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4049/weirdest-scientific-discoveries/38585) that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.
http://1.rp-api.com/2930482/via.pngRaw Story (http://s.tt/1nWtP) (http://s.tt/1nWtP)




Well if this isn't a good reason for men to start taking better care of themselves than I don't know what will do it.:coffee:

Robert A Whit
09-22-2012, 02:12 PM
Apparently we "feminazis" have caused the male penis to shrink 10 percent on average.
Always good to have the awesome power to enslave and emasculate! :beer:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/#.UFuOamcJHyE.facebook

When did you realize, as you claim you are one, that you are a feminazi?

Was it one of their goals to shorten the penis?

logroller
09-22-2012, 02:29 PM
might it be attributed to women shaving? Just saying..but, to look at this critically, what about evolutionary effects of increased/ more effective contraception. If, in fact, a larger/longer penis is advantageous, then it would be more successful at reproduction; whether it be in having more sex or by some mechanical advantage with conception. Though I'm sticking with my shaving theory....sticking with.:laugh::laugh:

tailfins
09-22-2012, 03:06 PM
Apparently we "feminazis" have caused the male penis to shrink 10 percent on average.
Always good to have the awesome power to enslave and emasculate! :beer:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/#.UFuOamcJHyE.facebook

Just don't complain when in the "professional world" you get treated as a liability (with great stealth, of course). Talking with a woman in the workplace is like riding a motorcycle with no helmet.

Wait, never mind. A jobsworth like you wouldn't understand what I'm talking about.

aboutime
09-22-2012, 03:46 PM
Apparently we "feminazis" have caused the male penis to shrink 10 percent on average.
Always good to have the awesome power to enslave and emasculate! :beer:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/#.UFuOamcJHyE.facebook


gabby. Since you were the first to jump on this like flies on sugar. It's a good thing you use your fingers to type, instead of talking. Since obviously. You are so concerned about this topic of Size, and Shrinkage. Nobody would ever know if you TRIED TO SPEAK, and you choked on the topic. NOW THAT IS POWER that would Emasculate any human Male. PUCKER UP Gabby. Let's see you smile now!

sundaydriver
09-23-2012, 04:36 PM
Who here didn't think part of Rush's anger was from having a teeny wiennie? I wonder how much he has shrunk the brains of his listeners? I know it's more than 10%!

SassyLady
09-23-2012, 07:06 PM
Who here didn't think part of Rush's anger was from having a teeny wiennie? I wonder how much he has shrunk the brains of his listeners? I know it's more than 10%!

LOL!!!! Speaking of shrinking brains ... you must be his biggest listener.

aboutime
09-23-2012, 07:10 PM
Who here didn't think part of Rush's anger was from having a teeny wiennie? I wonder how much he has shrunk the brains of his listeners? I know it's more than 10%!


If you are so concerned about such things sundaydriver. It seems to tell most of us what kind of TASTE you have, and where your primary thoughts seem to be directed here.

Better yet. If the size of someone's private parts worry you. You can imitate it, and be just like it to satisfy your urges by Looking into a mirror....and STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT.
They say Imitation is the purest form of Flattery. Guess Rush would love you for it too!

Mr. P
09-23-2012, 07:24 PM
Apparently we "feminazis" have caused the male penis to shrink 10 percent on average.
....

Perhaps the feminazis have never heard of: "Use it or loss it". Da BITCHES! :laugh:

aboutime
09-23-2012, 07:35 PM
Perhaps the feminazis have never heard of: "Use it or loss it". Da BITCHES! :laugh:


Why would a FEMINAZI care about the size of any male when EVER-READY provides all of the VOLTAGE Dose Biatches need?

sundaydriver
09-23-2012, 07:40 PM
LOL!!!! Speaking of shrinking brains ... you must be his biggest listener.

Not a listener except for excerpt's sometimes on subjects of interest or amusement. Not my type or style of entertainment.


If you are so concerned about such things sundaydriver. It seems to tell most of us what kind of TASTE you have, and where your primary thoughts seem to be directed here.

Better yet. If the size of someone's private parts worry you. You can imitate it, and be just like it to satisfy your urges by Looking into a mirror....and STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT.
They say Imitation is the purest form of Flattery. Guess Rush would love you for it too!

I thought Rush was the size queen and I only commented that envy was most likely part of his agressive personality. What you did below decks for 30 years is your business. :laugh:

aboutime
09-24-2012, 03:38 PM
Not a listener except for excerpt's sometimes on subjects of interest or amusement. Not my type or style of entertainment.



I thought Rush was the size queen and I only commented that envy was most likely part of his agressive personality. What you did below decks for 30 years is your business. :laugh:


So, you're the one who took it. Either give it back, or just stick a finger down your throat to bring it up. Be honest. SPIT IT OUT!

gabosaurus
09-24-2012, 03:57 PM
Oh well, we always knew Limbaugh was a dickhead. :rolleyes:

KarlMarx
09-24-2012, 04:57 PM
Apparently we "feminazis" have caused the male penis to shrink 10 percent on average.
Always good to have the awesome power to enslave and emasculate! :beer:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/#.UFuOamcJHyE.facebook

All the more reason to get women off of the vote, out of the workforce, keep them in the kitchen where they belong (except of course when they're making babies and buying groceries).

gabosaurus
09-24-2012, 08:25 PM
All the more reason to get women off of the vote, out of the workforce, keep them in the kitchen where they belong (except of course when they're making babies and buying groceries).

In other words, you want us to become a Muslim country. I see where your sympathies lie now. :rolleyes:

aboutime
09-24-2012, 09:02 PM
Oh well, we always knew Limbaugh was a dickhead. :rolleyes:


Only YOU gabby. Only you would know, or recognize one. Maybe someday. You'll grow up, and stop playing little kiddie games, trying to impress other people who can SEE THROUGH YOU every time you come here and make a fool of yourself.

By the way. Using that expression is like Pointing at Yourself here.

gabosaurus
09-24-2012, 11:54 PM
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/12/129051644385231556.jpg

avatar4321
09-24-2012, 11:58 PM
Im alittle confused by why any woman would think the "shrinking penis" is something to be happy about.

Of course, I am not really that concerned about the issue. just confused why it's supposedly a good thing.

SassyLady
09-25-2012, 03:18 AM
Apparently we "feminazis" have caused the male penis to shrink 10 percent on average.
Always good to have the awesome power to enslave and emasculate! :beer:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/20/limbaugh-penises-now-10-percent-smaller-and-shrinking-because-of-feminazis/#.UFuOamcJHyE.facebook

Is that what you did to your husband Gabby? Emasculated him, enslaved him? That is really something to be proud of.

KarlMarx
09-25-2012, 05:44 AM
In other words, you want us to become a Muslim country. I see where your sympathies lie now. :rolleyes:
I always though you'd look good in a burqha