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10-30-2012, 11:23 AM
So my mate works for the old Bill in that London.
he walks his beat round soho from 7 pm till 3 am.
last week he saw a young lad hanging round at midnight so he approached him and asked what he was doing in this area at this time of night( lad was about 10 years old).
"I'm looking for a hooker " answered the lad!
"What's a lad of your age gonna do with a hooker" asked the plod.
" I wanna get an std" the lad informs him!
"Ey up lad you don't want one of them, they're dead uncomfortable and difficult to cure"
" don't matter" says the lad " I'm gonna get one, go home and give it to my babysitter, then she will give it to my dad when he gets home and then on Sunday morning he will give it to my mother, then come Monday she will give it to the gardener AND that's the Bastard I want cos he ran over my pet frog this morning"!
he walks his beat round soho from 7 pm till 3 am.
last week he saw a young lad hanging round at midnight so he approached him and asked what he was doing in this area at this time of night( lad was about 10 years old).
"I'm looking for a hooker " answered the lad!
"What's a lad of your age gonna do with a hooker" asked the plod.
" I wanna get an std" the lad informs him!
"Ey up lad you don't want one of them, they're dead uncomfortable and difficult to cure"
" don't matter" says the lad " I'm gonna get one, go home and give it to my babysitter, then she will give it to my dad when he gets home and then on Sunday morning he will give it to my mother, then come Monday she will give it to the gardener AND that's the Bastard I want cos he ran over my pet frog this morning"!