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007
10-30-2012, 04:37 PM
So there I was this morning, in pollockshiels waiting at a traffic light, when a car crammed full of loud bearded Muslims shouting anti British slogans with a partially burned union flag duct taped to the Ariel and celebrate 7/7 spray painted down the side pulled up alongside me.
The driver screamed praise Allah and his 8 passengers screamed back Allah akabar as the car sped into the intersection!
out if nowhere a large truck entered the intersection hitting the car , crushing it beyond recognition, killing all the occupants.
I sat there for a while thinking to myself, that could have been me!

Tomorrow I'm applying for a HGV licence!!
jafar00
10-30-2012, 06:57 PM
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007
10-31-2012, 02:27 AM
http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/fail_strong_abmw.jpgthats your opinion, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.
some people are one.
SassyLady
10-31-2012, 02:35 AM
thats your opinion, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.
some people are one.

Self-reflection? Good for the soul.
007
10-31-2012, 05:26 AM
Self-reflection? Good for the soul.
Hurling Abuse at others for no reason, good for the fragile ego.
aboutime
10-31-2012, 02:00 PM
Self-reflection? Good for the soul.


SassyLady. I will happily join you here in Thanking 007, for being such a good example of an A-HOLE, who is UNLIKE everyone else.
Robert A Whit
10-31-2012, 03:15 PM
SassyLady. I will happily join you here in Thanking 007, for being such a good example of an A-HOLE, who is UNLIKE everyone else.

What the hell is going on. He told about some Muslims dying in a car wreck.

What the hell gives with the attacks on him?

Is this board gone mad?
SassyLady
11-01-2012, 02:52 AM
What the hell is going on. He told about some Muslims dying in a car wreck.

What the hell gives with the attacks on him?

Is this board gone mad?

007 said:


I sat there for a while thinking to myself, that could have been me!

Then he said:


opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.
some people are one.

We are in the Humor forum, so I said:


Self-reflection? Good for the soul.

How is that an attack?