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gabosaurus
11-08-2012, 07:51 PM
This article appeared in 2004, in response to the continued moaning and groaning by Dems over Kerry losing the White House to Bush.
I think it is just as relevant today as it was back then.

http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2004/11/18/digitalcity.1118-HT-A8_RSZ21654.sto


The unwillingness or inability to accept the outcome of this election reminds me of a cowboy movie I watched years ago. The stranger in this adventure wandered into a ramshackle town and found his way to the saloon. While posed at the bar drinking a warm one to cut the trail dust from his throat, town loafers congregated and began to taunt the newcomer to fight the local tough, Duke.

Duke, bragged his chums, had never lost a fight. After several attempts to avoid trouble, the stranger slugged Duke senseless and returned to the bar for another sarsaparilla before hitting the trail.

By this time, old Duke’s clique reconvened around the stranger and began grumbling there was no way their man lost the fight. They just couldn’t accept what was before their eyes. There lay Duke, unconscious, bleeding from his mouth, and his ragamuffin followers wouldn’t concede their champion had been whupped. Duke’s gang didn’t let the stranger leave town without a beating, but it required all of them to gain revenge. I suppose they felt better about the disturbing incident after getting a few unfair licks in themselves, but Duke didn’t participate.

Others have zero common sense and merely require this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wambulance