jimnyc
02-14-2013, 02:50 PM
Any title wouldn't do this story justice, or would be considered lewd. Outside of that I am at a loss for words. I just don't get it. And NO, I don't want to either!
Here’s something you rarely see in a police report:
On Monday morning, a Michigan cop reported to a park in response to a 911 call about “a subject in a silver car sucking on a dildo.”
Upon investigation, Sergeant Steve Allen with the Trenton Police Department located a Ford Fusion being driven by a 67-year-old man whose name has been redacted from an incident report.
Peering into the vehicle, Allen “saw a flesh colored dildo lying on the passenger seat.” During questioning, the man admitted that he was “sucking on a dildo.” He added, “I’m sorry.” As seen in the report, those quotes are rendered for some reason in capital letters.
The pensioner “admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” added Allen.
The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge. He has 10 days left to appear for arraignment in District Court.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/driving-with-dildo-in-mouth-576423
Here’s something you rarely see in a police report:
On Monday morning, a Michigan cop reported to a park in response to a 911 call about “a subject in a silver car sucking on a dildo.”
Upon investigation, Sergeant Steve Allen with the Trenton Police Department located a Ford Fusion being driven by a 67-year-old man whose name has been redacted from an incident report.
Peering into the vehicle, Allen “saw a flesh colored dildo lying on the passenger seat.” During questioning, the man admitted that he was “sucking on a dildo.” He added, “I’m sorry.” As seen in the report, those quotes are rendered for some reason in capital letters.
The pensioner “admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” added Allen.
The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge. He has 10 days left to appear for arraignment in District Court.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/driving-with-dildo-in-mouth-576423