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darin
02-26-2013, 06:32 AM
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit.

Voted4Reagan
02-26-2013, 07:12 AM
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit.

Why do I have to pay tolls on FREEWAYS?

aboutime
02-26-2013, 10:15 PM
Why do I have to pay tolls on FREEWAYS?



Why are most, or all of the cars on the road during RUSH HOUR...standing still?

Robert A Whit
02-26-2013, 10:27 PM
Why do I have to pay tolls on FREEWAYS?

Which Freeway charges tolls?

aboutime
03-04-2013, 07:27 PM
Stephen Wright, comedian. "I spilled WHITEOUT on my dog spot. Now I can't find him!"

And... "I named my dog "STAY". Think about that...."

jimnyc
03-04-2013, 09:05 PM
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Robert A Whit
03-04-2013, 10:54 PM
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Sorry to hear of your problem. :lol:

Little-Acorn
03-04-2013, 11:37 PM
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

Little-Acorn
03-04-2013, 11:38 PM
Why do modern liberals do so much to destroy liberty, while conservatives try so hard to change the the present government?

gabosaurus
03-05-2013, 12:52 AM
Why do modern liberals do so much to destroy liberty, while conservatives try so hard to change the the present government?

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