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Robert A Whit
03-01-2013, 11:43 AM
Old proverb versus 2013 re-write... https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=f0fafc7a9e&view=att&th=13d24462c59ab525&attid=0.0.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1 (http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=emoticon_click_me_im2_re&lang=9&version=6605255&setup_id=7&aff_id=1&tID=613924&addon=IncrediMail&upn=32e0839e-0605-46cc-b2ab-1af60f8eaada&app_test_id=0&id=95202&guid=0D8AAB11-E436-42B4-941C-C62B2192E213)



Old proverb: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.













2013 Revision: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited minutes, free internet, cash for clunkers, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, EBT card, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democratic the rest of his life; even after he's dead.
Abbey Marie
03-01-2013, 11:44 AM
Good one, Robert. Especially the part about "after he's dead". :laugh2:
KarlMarx
03-01-2013, 02:19 PM
You can't fool all of the people all of the time

2013 version: You only need to fool 51% of the people on election day
Kathianne
03-01-2013, 02:26 PM
You can't fool all of the people all of the time

2013 version: You only need to fool 51% of the people on election day

Only 50+ of THOSE THAT VOTE. Which includes those bought and paid for.
glockmail
03-01-2013, 03:21 PM
Get with it Robbie it's "vote Democrat", not Democratic. You don't say Republicratic so be consistent. And there is nothing democratic about the Democrat Party.
Robert A Whit
03-01-2013, 03:28 PM
Glockmail, et al. Boys, and girls, I believe that they do actually call it the Democratic party. Besides I am not the author of the statement I placed in the OP. Got that in my mail this AM.
aboutime
03-01-2013, 04:51 PM
Does it really matter what word we use to describe Democrats?

Democrats, or Democratic. They both seem to be synonymous with LIARS, LIES, STUPIDITY, IGNORANCE, AND DUMMIES.
glockmail
03-01-2013, 04:59 PM
Glockmail, et al. Boys, and girls, I believe that they do actually call it the Democratic party. Besides I am not the author of the statement I placed in the OP. Got that in my mail this AM.
That's what they call it because they lie. Why spread the lie?