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Mr. P
03-13-2013, 08:39 AM
In my email. All on target IMO.


Founded by geniuses - run by idiots!

* If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested “homes”. . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of Unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor buys iPhones, TV’s and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

What a country!!!!

CSM
03-13-2013, 08:53 AM
Hoo boy .... so true!

aboutime
03-13-2013, 02:50 PM
In my email. All on target IMO.


Founded by geniuses - run by idiots!

* If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested “homes”. . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of Unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor buys iPhones, TV’s and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

* If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government . . . you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

What a country!!!!


Mr. P. Are you the author of that list, or do you have the name of the author? I would like to use that, and share it.

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
03-13-2013, 10:02 PM
Hoo boy .... so true!

I agree. Dead on accurate!!
Highlights the stupidity quite well. --Tyr

Mr. P
03-14-2013, 08:33 AM
Mr. P. Are you the author of that list, or do you have the name of the author? I would like to use that, and share it.

I received it in my email. I'll ck with the sender for the author and let you know.

aboutime
03-14-2013, 06:04 PM
I received it in my email. I'll ck with the sender for the author and let you know.


I forgot to tell you how much I enjoyed seeing the facts here. I will wait until you learn the author before I use it. Thanks.

Mr. P
03-27-2013, 08:49 AM
I forgot to tell you how much I enjoyed seeing the facts here. I will wait until you learn the author before I use it. Thanks.

Author unknown.

aboutime
03-27-2013, 02:48 PM
Author unknown.

Thanks Mr. P. So, I will use it with that Signature. Good stuff.

Perianne
01-05-2016, 01:44 PM
In my email. All on target IMO.


Founded by geniuses - run by idiots!

* If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing ...

When I become a liberal Democrat, I will be able to explain it all to you.

Elessar
01-05-2016, 01:55 PM
Old thread prior to my time here, but very Spot On!

Perianne
01-05-2016, 02:08 PM
Old thread prior to my time here, but very Spot On!

The thread starter, Mr. P interests me. My husband joined a forum I was on and signed on as Mr. P (as in Mr. Perianne). :)

LongTermGuy
01-05-2016, 04:49 PM
Author unknown.



"The original compiler of this list appears to be Fritz Edmunds, who posted it to his "Politically True (http://politicallytrue.com/2013/02/03/channeling-jeff-foxworthy-in-a-country-founded-by-geniuses-and-run-by-idiots/)" blog back on 3 February 2013 (albeit with a disclaimer noting that "some of the ideas were from an e-mail that did not contain any copyright"). "

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/idiots.asp