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Robert A Whit
05-23-2013, 05:50 PM
Last year while vacationing traveling in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I decided to put on my Magic (Green) Hat.

When I entered the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my wait time.


Here's the hat:




https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=f0fafc7a9e&view=att&th=13ed2c4f6d6fe473&attid=0.0.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1
It works at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles too.
Saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after I walked in, I had my choice of any machine, most of them still running.

If you live in Texas , it will cut your wait at the grocery store check outs.

However...don't try this at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door
and I never even got to place my order!

BillyBob
05-23-2013, 06:09 PM
The pic doesn't work.

Robert A Whit
05-23-2013, 07:25 PM
The pic doesn't work.

I still see it. I use Chrome and perhaps that is why I see it given I also have the flash plug in working.

i notice coming in using a non chrome site things don't show up.

jimnyc
05-23-2013, 07:37 PM
The pic doesn't work.

He linked to a picture that is in his email box, which no one will have access to. :laugh:

Robert A Whit
05-23-2013, 07:44 PM
Green hat

5041

Kathianne
05-23-2013, 07:44 PM
He linked to a picture that is in his email box, which no one will have access to. :laugh:

Word. LOL! (Robert, do NOT pm me, I don't answer your demands.)

jimnyc
05-23-2013, 07:45 PM
This is the picture others say they don't see

Now it loads, as an attachment, as it's no longer in your inbox.

Robert A Whit
05-23-2013, 07:47 PM
Word. LOL! (Robert, do NOT pm me, I don't answer your demands.)

What demands?

Robert A Whit
05-23-2013, 07:50 PM
Perhaps her comment about demand is over her using the term WORD.

I did seek her definition but never saw it as a demand of any sort.

Marcus Aurelius
05-23-2013, 07:51 PM
He linked to a picture that is in his email box, which no one will have access to. :laugh:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is he.

Kathianne
05-23-2013, 07:54 PM
Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is he.

Ah but he has those mensa military scores, don't forget it!

Marcus Aurelius
05-23-2013, 08:26 PM
Ah but he has those mensa military scores, don't forget it!

He thinks mensa is something women go though once a month, K ;)

Robert A Whit
05-23-2013, 09:15 PM
Ah but he has those mensa military scores, don't forget it!

Perhaps you can explain your openly hostile reaction to military scores of the troops?

Are you as hostile to the 100 percent score I got at Oakland, CA in the fall of 1961? That was a hint of what was to come upon active duty testing.

Kathianne
05-23-2013, 09:26 PM
Perhaps you can explain your openly hostile reaction to military scores of the troops?

Are you as hostile to the 100 percent score I got at Oakland, CA in the fall of 1961? That was a hint of what was to come upon active duty testing.

Openly hostile? You asshat, I was the one that gave the link to Mensa accepting the military tests. Fool.

aboutime
05-23-2013, 09:29 PM
I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. The hat nobody could see is right here....5042. Now we can all sleep better.

Marcus Aurelius
05-23-2013, 09:30 PM
Let's get back pn topic folks... magic hats.

Here's a few of my favorites...

http://independentvisions.org/fichera/magic/hat-magic.gif

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/p/f/a/r/A/9/magic-hat-hi.png
http://craniumfitteds.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/orlando-magic-nba-black-dark-gray-royal-new-era-cap-fitted-hat-59fifty-1.jpg
http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/lotr/images/gandalf.jpg

http://www.wpclipart.com/holiday/halloween/witch/witch_hat/witch_hat.png

http://rosikifish.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/1102317-albus_dumbledore_3_super.jpg

http://i.acdn.us/image/A1186/118619/300_118619.jpg

aboutime
05-23-2013, 09:32 PM
I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. The hat nobody could see is right here....5042. Now we can all sleep better.

By the way. The Green hat is a really Old Joke by now. Millions have probably seen it in Google. So it was NEVER Worn as advertised.

Even someone from Mensa should be smart enough to understand that.

Robert A Whit
05-23-2013, 09:34 PM
Openly hostile? You asshat, I was the one that gave the link to Mensa accepting the military tests. Fool.

I invite anybody to comment as to the openly hostile nature of the above reply.

She provoked this using mockery and I happened to spot her mocking.

aboutime
05-23-2013, 09:36 PM
Why do I get the feeling this thread is instantly going back to 5043 ?

Marcus Aurelius
05-23-2013, 10:06 PM
I invite anybody to comment as to the openly hostile nature of the above reply.

She provoked this using mockery and I happened to spot her mocking.

she provoked nothing, stop whining.

gabosaurus
05-23-2013, 11:05 PM
If a creepy looking old man wearing a tin foil hat entered a room where I was, I would probably leave as well. :p

Kathianne
05-23-2013, 11:08 PM
Now it loads, as an attachment, as it's no longer in your inbox.

We'll take that as a sign he can read.

gabosaurus
05-23-2013, 11:11 PM
We'll take that as a sign he can read.

Reading, yes. Reasoning, no. :cool:

Kathianne
05-23-2013, 11:23 PM
Reading, yes. Reasoning, no. :cool:

Point given and taken. ;)

Robert A Whit
05-24-2013, 12:12 AM
We'll take that as a sign he can read.

Well, seems I am the one that can reason.

And when some said they could not see the green hat, I found the image using google images.

A simple use of the tools of this forum and just like that the hat was posted. I have not revisited my mail since I found that in my mail, ergo I took no action vis a vis the mail.

Gabby nor Kath were clever enough to have figured it out. I expected Jim would figure it out but alas, he too had not figured out where the picture i LAST posted came from.

Marcus Aurelius
05-28-2013, 11:53 PM
Well, seems I am the one that can reason.

And when some said they could not see the green hat, I found the image using google images.

A simple use of the tools of this forum and just like that the hat was posted. I have not revisited my mail since I found that in my mail, ergo I took no action vis a vis the mail.

Gabby nor Kath were clever enough to have figured it out. I expected Jim would figure it out but alas, he too had not figured out where the picture i LAST posted came from.

whiney little bitch.

I know, I know... thread banned.




totally worth it.