Robert A Whit
06-28-2013, 06:06 PM
Men do possess logic….
Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman: How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 (x 4 for H4)Woman: How much do you pay per beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)Woman: And how long have you been drinking?Man: About 20 years, I supposeWoman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?Man: CorrectWoman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?Man: CorrectWoman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you drink beer?Woman: NoMan: Where’s your Ferrari?
Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman: How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 (x 4 for H4)Woman: How much do you pay per beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)Woman: And how long have you been drinking?Man: About 20 years, I supposeWoman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?Man: CorrectWoman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?Man: CorrectWoman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you drink beer?Woman: NoMan: Where’s your Ferrari?