tailfins
07-31-2013, 06:25 PM
A man sees a sign "Maximum 140 km". He thinks great, they decided to give drivers a break. Later he sees another sign, "Maximum 120 km". He thinks, Ok, 120 is not bad, but 140 would be better. He sees another sign "Maximum 100 km". He knew it was too good to last, back to normal speed limits. Then "Maximum 80 km". He begins to get annoyed. Then "Maximum 60 km". He thinks "What a load of crap". Then he sees a sign "Maximum 40 km". Now he's waiting to see an RCMP car knowing it's a speed trap. Then "Maximum 20 km". He's now ready to sue the Province. Still another sign: "Maximum 10 km" He photographs the sign to prepare his lawsuit. Still another: "Maximum 5 km". And even another: "Maximum 2 km". And the final straw was a sign saying: "Welcome to the town of Maximum".