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nevadamedic
06-09-2007, 12:13 AM
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice.'


The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass in to the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless America !

LOki
06-09-2007, 06:35 AM
Lolz!

Doniston
06-09-2007, 11:07 AM
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice.'


The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass in to the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless America !
Sorry, but that is uncalledfor and Very un-cool.

nevadamedic
06-09-2007, 11:11 AM
Sorry, but that is uncalledfor and Very un-cool.

Then dont read the thread or comment on it.

jackass
06-09-2007, 07:34 PM
Very funny!! :laugh2:

Doniston
06-09-2007, 09:36 PM
Then dont read the thread or comment on it.
now just how do you suppose a person can have an opinion on it without reading it??? Just guestimate??-- this one I shouldn't read, and this one I should??

So also, since you make the statemnent that something wasn't called for, quite often, then you should follow the same advice. right???

manu1959
06-09-2007, 10:16 PM
now just how do you suppose a person can have an opinion on it without reading it??? Just guestimate??-- this one I shouldn't read, and this one I should??

So also, since you make the statemnent that something wasn't called for, quite often, then you should follow the same advice. right???

it is humor dude get a grip.....