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darin
06-15-2007, 09:31 AM
wow.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/AlbaDM2604_468x597.jpg

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

remie
06-15-2007, 10:01 AM
Jeezo Pete

I would leave as soon as she had her way with me. Where do we sign up?

Mr. P
06-15-2007, 10:35 AM
A line I'll not be in.

glockmail
06-15-2007, 10:49 AM
A line I'll not be in. Really. There's something about a woman who has been the receptacle for thousands of other guys and doesn't care if you live or die that's kinda turnoff-ish.

Hagbard Celine
06-15-2007, 10:59 AM
Hear that? That's the sound of millions of nerd heads exploding.

Mr. P
06-15-2007, 11:06 AM
Hear that? That's the sound of millions of nerd heads exploding.

Which head? :laugh2:

gabosaurus
06-15-2007, 11:47 AM
If you can't find a real relationship, you might as well have anonymous sex with a woman who qualifies as a human sperm bank.

That is the main problem with so many guys. They have two heads and only enough blood to operate one of them. So you know which one makes the important decisions. :laugh2:

glockmail
06-15-2007, 11:58 AM
If you can't find a real relationship, you might as well have anonymous sex with a woman who qualifies as a human sperm bank.

That is the main problem with so many guys. They have two heads and only enough blood to operate one of them. So you know which one makes the important decisions. :laugh2: How blatantly sexists and demonstrably dumb, as 1/2 of the responses here already gave her the thumbs down.:pee:

darin
06-15-2007, 12:00 PM
How blatantly sexists and demonstrably dumb, as 1/2 of the responses here already gave her the thumbs down.:pee:

And they are liars or gay. :)

:D

Alba is Hot - Smoking Hot. Unfortunately insecure women like to talk crap about beautiful women.

gabosaurus
06-15-2007, 12:05 PM
Most women are secure enough not to want to have sex with anonymous men.
Men are not the same way. A lot of men would screw a telephone pole if it had big boobs.
I am content with my husband. A lot of insecure older men have either been dumped previously, or they are not content with what they are left with. That is why porn is such a huge business.

dan
06-15-2007, 12:09 PM
If there were literally a line, yeah, I wouldn't be interested. But, if I were at a bar and freakin' JESSICA ALBA came up to me and said "let's go back to my place", you'd better believe I'd say yes.

Even though she is skinny (though not Paris Hilton skinny, thank God), she does it for me, BIG-TIME. Darin, this may the one of the first times we've ever agreed on a girl.

nevadamedic
06-15-2007, 12:10 PM
And they are liars or gay. :)

:D

Alba is Hot - Smoking Hot. Unfortunately insecure women like to talk crap about beautiful women.

She maybe hot, but im sure youll catch somthing funny if she gets around like that.

glockmail
06-15-2007, 12:16 PM
And they are liars or gay. :)

:D

.....

Perhaps (liar, I mean). But so is she, Ill bet. This is nothing more than a publicity stuny to boost a sagging career.

darin
06-15-2007, 12:42 PM
If there were literally a line, yeah, I wouldn't be interested. But, if I were at a bar and freakin' JESSICA ALBA came up to me and said "let's go back to my place", you'd better believe I'd say yes.

You're an HONEST man. I think Most honest men would do as you described. I bet Mary would completely understand, too :)


Even though she is skinny (though not Paris Hilton skinny, thank God), she does it for me, BIG-TIME.

I LIKE skinny...not paris-hilton skinny...but thin/petite = delicious.



Darin, this may the one of the first times we've ever agreed on a girl.

:cheers2:

darin
06-15-2007, 12:42 PM
Perhaps (liar, I mean). But so is she, Ill bet. This is nothing more than a publicity stuny to boost a sagging career.

She may not have even said it. :)

Mr. P
06-15-2007, 12:51 PM
And they are liars or gay. :)

:D

Alba is Hot - Smoking Hot. Unfortunately insecure women like to talk crap about beautiful women.

Well I'm not gay and don't find her attractive, and that's no lie. :slap:

darin
06-15-2007, 12:58 PM
Well I'm not gay and don't find her attractive, and that's no lie. :slap:

Then you're likely gay. :) What's not to like? A thin, curvy body? Pretty face? Amazing rump?

avatar4321
06-15-2007, 01:01 PM
she is nice to look at, but i have no respect for her anymore. She is invisible to me now...

Mr. P
06-15-2007, 02:46 PM
Then you're likely gay. :) What's not to like? A thin, curvy body? Pretty face? Amazing rump?

:laugh2: Ya got me! :gay:

Have at it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess. I'm not attracted to large lips or women that want every dick they can get. I don't think she has a pretty face either. An seriously, at some point ya gotta have a conversation with her. I'm sure that will be deep too, she's probably an intellectual giant! :laugh2:

Hagbard Celine
06-15-2007, 02:59 PM
[QUOTE=dmp;77664]wow.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/AlbaDM2604_468x597.jpgQUOTE]
I think she's absolutely beautiful. Probably one of the top five most beautiful celebrity women in the world. This picture is reminiscent of the famous "Birth of Venus" by Sandro Botticelli.

Abbey Marie
06-15-2007, 03:45 PM
And yet another fabulous role model for our daughters. :rolleyes: Such a shame when a pretty face is tainted by a skanky personality.

And no, I'm not "jealous". The only type of woman I might be jealous of would be kind, smart, pretty, and would go through life with class and dignity.

Dilloduck
06-15-2007, 04:51 PM
Most women are secure enough not to want to have sex with anonymous men.
Men are not the same way. A lot of men would screw a telephone pole if it had big boobs.
I am content with my husband. A lot of insecure older men have either been dumped previously, or they are not content with what they are left with. That is why porn is such a huge business.

I see you've been hitting the books again---You might wanna try reading some that aren't in the check-out line at the grocery store. :lol:

Pale Rider
06-15-2007, 05:00 PM
Sure I would... right after I saw the results of the STD tests from the clinic, and nobody was before me since the tests.

Too much nasty shit out there, and just because she's hot doesn't exclude her from having any of it since she a declared herself an open port in the storm. Good looking pussy can kill you just as fast as ugly pussy.

Yurt
06-15-2007, 07:06 PM
wow.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html



STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Yurt, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.


."

:smoke:

jackass
06-15-2007, 08:43 PM
She is smokin' hot!!

Dilloduck
06-15-2007, 08:56 PM
She is smokin' hot!!

And the only woman in America who likes sex even if it isn't all cuddly and romantic------NOT :laugh2:

jackass
06-15-2007, 10:38 PM
And the only woman in America who likes sex even if it isn't all cuddly and romantic------NOT :laugh2:

Who says she is the only woman? I have know quite a few....

Sitarro
06-15-2007, 10:44 PM
great photoshop work.

Pale Rider
06-15-2007, 11:46 PM
And I wouldn't exactly laugh if she came down with AIDS, but I would say, "well, that's what you get for being promiscuous in this day and age."

Gunny
06-16-2007, 07:37 AM
:laugh2: Ya got me! :gay:

Have at it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess. I'm not attracted to large lips or women that want every dick they can get. I don't think she has a pretty face either. An seriously, at some point ya gotta have a conversation with her. I'm sure that will be deep too, she's probably an intellectual giant! :laugh2:

Why?:laugh2:

diuretic
06-16-2007, 09:04 PM
Perhaps (liar, I mean). But so is she, Ill bet. This is nothing more than a publicity stuny to boost a sagging career.

Nothing sagging about that sheila. :laugh2:

LiberalNation
06-20-2007, 07:59 AM
She's hot I guess, not my type tho.

Hagbard Celine
06-20-2007, 09:01 AM
She's hot I guess, not my type tho.

So you're not big on the whole women who look like a sweet, juicy piece of ripe fruit ready to be plucked?

darin
06-20-2007, 09:33 AM
She's hot I guess, not my type tho.

So ...you aren't into the whole 'beautiful, thin, toned, nimble, sexy" thing?

shattered
06-20-2007, 09:45 AM
She's already shown she like girls that look like boys, and boys that look like little kids.. :poke:

Jon
06-20-2007, 09:59 AM
And they are liars or gay. :)

:D

Alba is Hot - Smoking Hot. Unfortunately insecure women like to talk crap about beautiful women.


Not a liar, not gay, not an insecure woman... and not impressed with Alba. ;)