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jafar00
01-23-2014, 12:29 AM
A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.”
That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”


It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Muslims.

aboutime
01-23-2014, 03:58 PM
A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.”
That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”


It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Muslims.


JAFAR. If that was true about the Press in the USA. Obama would have given the DOG a NOBEL PRIZE.

Abbey Marie
01-23-2014, 04:21 PM
A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.”
That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”


It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Muslims.

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Abbey Marie
01-23-2014, 04:25 PM
Btw, did anyone see that the new Chris Pine "Jack Ryan" movie is about a Christian terrorist? Yea, that's a really significant problem. Hollyweird strikes again.
I'm happy to report that I heard the movie bombed- no pun intended.

Voted4Reagan
01-23-2014, 06:01 PM
Make fun of your own country Jafar.

My City recognizes a good deed regardless of political affiliation.

jimnyc
01-23-2014, 06:07 PM
I like Rottweilers! :)

fj1200
01-24-2014, 09:45 AM
Cute, but any good humorist will understand their audience. Try this:


A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
The man replies: “I’m a tourist from South Carolina,” as he gets in his truck with a Romney '12 sticker on the back.
That night the news on MSNBC says: “Redneck Republican extremist kills New York dog.”


It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Southerners.

Just trying to help. ;)

aboutime
01-24-2014, 12:49 PM
Cute, but any good humorist will understand their audience. Try this:



Just trying to help. ;)



SO...Both of you are Southerners too?

jafar00
01-24-2014, 04:29 PM
Make fun of your own country Jafar.

I do, and often! :)


I like Rottweilers! :)

They are cute.... when they aren't gnawing off your arm ;)