reedak
02-04-2014, 03:17 PM
The following political satire of mine mirrors the problems of takeover, mutual investments and trade relations between the US and China.
Once upon a time a farmer and his wife were carrying an old broken table to a garbage dump at a nearby forest. On the way, they met a man who offered a high price for the table. Baffled by the apparent foolish act of the man, the couple told him they needed time to consider his offer. They told him to meet them next day at the same time and place for their answer.
After carrying the table back to their home, the couple examined it thoroughly but found nothing special and valuable about the table. They finally concluded that the table legs could pose a security threat to them. They considered the possibility of the table legs being used as offensive weapons by the buyer if he decided to rob them one day and "clubbed" them with one of the table legs.
They met the man next day and informed him of their decision to sell him the table without the legs. On hearing the funny decision, the man thought: "The tables made by the late grandfather of the farmer were much treasured by the villagers and fetched a very high price in the market. I should be thankful to the couple for removing the four table legs which are partly consumed by termites. As the table top is still in good condition, I can get a carpenter to replace the legs later on." They agreed to meet again next day at the same time and place to close the deal.
The couple went back and sawed the table legs off. Next day they carried the table top to the man and sold it to him at the mutually agreed high price.
As the man trudged home with the table top on his back, the couple went laughing all the way to the bank. They had never dreamed that they could ever make a fortune out of their garbage.
P.S. Please don’t ask me whether I am the author of this fairy tale of mine.
Once upon a time a farmer and his wife were carrying an old broken table to a garbage dump at a nearby forest. On the way, they met a man who offered a high price for the table. Baffled by the apparent foolish act of the man, the couple told him they needed time to consider his offer. They told him to meet them next day at the same time and place for their answer.
After carrying the table back to their home, the couple examined it thoroughly but found nothing special and valuable about the table. They finally concluded that the table legs could pose a security threat to them. They considered the possibility of the table legs being used as offensive weapons by the buyer if he decided to rob them one day and "clubbed" them with one of the table legs.
They met the man next day and informed him of their decision to sell him the table without the legs. On hearing the funny decision, the man thought: "The tables made by the late grandfather of the farmer were much treasured by the villagers and fetched a very high price in the market. I should be thankful to the couple for removing the four table legs which are partly consumed by termites. As the table top is still in good condition, I can get a carpenter to replace the legs later on." They agreed to meet again next day at the same time and place to close the deal.
The couple went back and sawed the table legs off. Next day they carried the table top to the man and sold it to him at the mutually agreed high price.
As the man trudged home with the table top on his back, the couple went laughing all the way to the bank. They had never dreamed that they could ever make a fortune out of their garbage.
P.S. Please don’t ask me whether I am the author of this fairy tale of mine.