Woman With No Legs

[tailfins]

Q; What does a woman with no legs have in common with a snail?
A: They both leave a slime trail.

[CSM]

Now that is sooooooo wrong!

[aboutime]

The slime part is sick. But it reminded me about a woman who was in the hospital with gangreen in her left leg. The doctor had to amputate it.
Problem was. In the operating room. The doctor CUT OFF the wrong leg, then cut off the bad leg.

One year later. In court. The Judge THREW OUT THE CASE.

The woman DIDN'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!