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Abbey Marie
06-30-2014, 01:38 PM
In our land of grey squirrels, a beautiful sleek black one has recently appeared, much to my delight. We used to have these all over in the Bronx, but not here in Delaware. Sadly, here it's nothing but grey, grey, and more grey.

But whenever he appears behind our house, the grey squirrels run him/her off. Should I notify Sharpton?

jimnyc
06-30-2014, 01:52 PM
In our land of grey squirrels, a beautiful sleek black one has recently appeared, much to my delight. We used to have these all over in the Bronx, but not here in Delaware. Sadly, here it's nothing but grey, grey, and more grey.

But whenever he appears behind our house, the grey squirrels run him/her off. Should I notify Sharpton?

Now here in NY I have almost all black squirrels and just a handful of grey. The grey stay in their own little pack and hide across the street. Every now and again a grey one will come across the street, chill with a black squirrel and then leave with a nut. Like little squirrel drug dealing going on. :)

Abbey Marie
06-30-2014, 01:56 PM
Now here in NY I have almost all black squirrels and just a handful of grey. The grey stay in their own little pack and hide across the street. Every now and again a grey one will come across the street, chill with a black squirrel and then leave with a nut. Like little squirrel drug dealing going on. :)

Lol! It sounds like protection "nut money"

jimnyc
06-30-2014, 01:58 PM
Lol! It sounds like protection "nut money"

I have another squirrel that quickly tosses a dirty cloth on my window every time I get in the truck, smears it around and then holds his hand out and asks for a tip!

Btw, for those not in the know, that really would happen to you if you went to the lower east side of NYC, and the squirrel won't be quite as friendly!

Trigg
06-30-2014, 02:26 PM
In Michigan the black squirrels would sneak over and steal nuts from the red squirrels. We would then see a group of red ones running off any lone black ones.

Abbey Marie
06-30-2014, 04:34 PM
In Michigan the black squirrels would sneak over and steal nuts from the red squirrels. We would then see a group of red ones running off any lone black ones.


Go black squirrels!

We see red squirrels when we are in Maine. Aren't they quite noisy?

Abbey Marie
06-30-2014, 04:39 PM
http://www.squirrelhuntinginfo.com/photogallery/black-squirrel-2.jpg


http://www.fowberry-alpacas.com/images/uploads/redsquirrel29.jpg

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130915085740/fallout/images/5/5d/Grey-squirrel.jpg

Drummond
06-30-2014, 05:00 PM
In Michigan the black squirrels would sneak over and steal nuts from the red squirrels. We would then see a group of red ones running off any lone black ones.

Good to see that political correctness doesn't particularly thrive in squirrel communities.

No Martin Luther King equivalent amongst them, proudly striking an 'I Have A Nut' posture ...

Kathianne
07-02-2014, 02:31 PM
In IL, we had just the grey. Here in AZ I've seen red, black, and some color I can't describe. LOL!

jimnyc
07-03-2014, 09:28 AM
I found my little black squirrels on the side of the house, belting out some rap music, and I noticed a few blunts and half smoked marijuana cigarettes on the ground. I told them that they needed to take this crap elsewhere, and the largest of the group whipped out a mini-uzi and told me to "move it along", which I did. Then I left to go get a coffee and noticed my hubcaps missing off my truck. Just then, across the street, I saw some brown squirrels and one of them yelled out "wassup ese, wanna buy some new rims?"

fj1200
07-03-2014, 09:58 AM
Meanwhile, this guys getting ready for work.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GA0EqgJw_LA/TUCyg6FqgXI/AAAAAAAABdQ/w67yHU1mBjg/s1600/white%2Bsquirrel%2Bclose%2Bup.preview.JPG

:poke:

jimnyc
07-03-2014, 10:14 AM
^^ That's hilarious! Never saw a white squirrel before! LOL

I remember at another board, a bunch of liberals were really riding OCA, even though he admittedly was beating them in the debate. Then they all got heated, and then accused him of bailing on the debate and they all proclaimed victory. Only OCA returned that evening, and reminded them that their comments were during the day, proving that the liberals were bums and he was out working. True story!!

fj1200
07-03-2014, 10:23 AM
... a bunch of liberals were really riding OCA...

Would this be him?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zd7YDKIaIDI/Uw5i-BiPQOI/AAAAAAAAQ_s/DiRybhdj1vA/s1600/rollin-squirrel.jpg

In his own mind of course. ;)