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red state

07-23-2014, 11:07 PM

OK....I've got two (but they have nothing to do with B.O.)

Heard them tonight (even though they are old).

OK #1:

This guy confesses to his priest after WWII that he had hidden this women from the Nazi Party and after she "thanked" him for the risk he had taken, he fell victim of a perpetual perk. The priest said that this was normal and that two consenting adults should simply give and receive....trust and appreciate a growing love and relationship. At that time the guy told the priest: "YEAH, BUT SHOULDN'T I TELL HER THAT THE WAR HAS BEEN OVER FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW AND THAT IT IS OK TO COME OUT?"

Saw this on "Killing Time" with Robert DeNarrow and John Trevolting.

#2:

This one is a bit quirky but the way Uncle Junior (Sappranos) tells it, I laugh my @$$ off:

This Chinese guy goes into the optomotrist and after the check up, the Dr. says; "You have a cataract" to which the Chinese gentleman responds: "On no, no.....I no gotta Catirac. I gotta Rincoln."

OK, Sorry about that folks. Just a lil' of the TV viewing of tonight on ROKU. Truly, I need to hit the hay.