Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Jeff]

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6266&stc=1

[SassyLady]

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[Jeff]

:blabla:

:laugh::laugh::lol::lol::lol::laugh::laugh:

[jimnyc]

I'll take a woman over guns 7 days a week, 2x per day and 5x on Sunday. No way, no how I take a gun over a woman. Unless she's obese of course, then I take the gun! :)

[Jeff]

I'll take a woman over guns 7 days a week, 2x per day and 5x on Sunday. No way, no how I take a gun over a woman. Unless she's obese of course, then I take the gun! :)

PIG

I bet you are one of those racist Obama and his boys keep talking about :laugh:

[jimnyc]

PIG

I bet you are one of those racist Obama and his boys keep talking about :laugh:

Obesity is not a race! But I am in fact a pig, admittedly, but I'm a nice pig. :)

[Jeff]

Obesity is not a race! But I am in fact a pig, admittedly, but I'm a nice pig. :)

I understand it is not a race but people that think that way well you know what I mean


PIG :laugh::laugh:

[jimnyc]

I understand it is not a race but people that think that way well you know what I mean


PIG :laugh::laugh:

I'm just shallow, I suppose. And truth be told, I likely wouldn't have dated a black girl back in the day. I don't think my mind thought that way because I was racist, but just not my type. When a woman gets an awesome tan, and then leaves tan lines in the boobies and panty line area - I like that, it's hot! :beer:

[SassyLady]

WHY WOMEN PREFER GUNS OVER MEN:

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

[Jeff]

WHY WOMEN PREFER GUNS OVER MEN:

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

Now they are funny :laugh: Great post SL, I love a good joke.

[aboutime]

I understand it is not a race but people that think that way well you know what I mean


PIG :laugh::laugh:


Jeff. :laugh: Carefull there.

[Daniyel]

WHY WOMEN PREFER GUNS OVER MEN:

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.


Haha nice one! :laugh:
I rephrase the ultimate answer for short flute, "baby my barrel ain't short, its your hols- armory.."