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CSM
08-01-2014, 08:00 AM
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,...
"Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks
on wood for good measure. She then yells,
"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see
who's at the door."

Jeff
08-01-2014, 08:17 AM
:laugh::laugh: Now that was funny :laugh::laugh:

SassyLady
08-02-2014, 02:41 AM
The sad thing is that this type of thing happens a lot sooner to some of us before we reach our 90's.

:wink2:

Drummond
08-02-2014, 08:30 AM
The sad thing is that this type of thing happens a lot sooner to some of us before we reach our 90's.

:wink2:

I've forgotten what this thread is about.

Anyone seen my false teeth lately ?

aboutime
08-02-2014, 08:35 AM
"What was the question?"

We're not getting older. We're just not who we used to be anymore.

What's the number for Nine One One? :)

Redrose
08-23-2014, 01:53 AM
My late mom in law with Alzheimer's was trying to change TV channels with her cell phone.

I caught her brushing her teeth with Prep H. True, not a joke.

She had her bra on backwards under her blouse.

She would read a magazine upside down.

Rough disease.

Gunny
08-23-2014, 07:38 AM
The sad thing is that this type of thing happens a lot sooner to some of us before we reach our 90's.

:wink2:

I'm blaming YOU. :laugh: