Need Help

[Jeff]

As I was driving home this week and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives, as well as in Washington, London, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, etc., and how America is falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said:

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NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787






Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
A Mexican showed up at my door with a lawnmower

[aboutime]

As I was driving home this week and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives, as well as in Washington, London, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, etc., and how America is falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said:

.


NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787






Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
A Mexican showed up at my door with a lawnmower




Great one Jeff.

Now, would someone like to answer this question?:laugh:

What do you say when GOD sneezes?

[gabosaurus]

Dear Jeff:
Thanks for acknowledging that you need help. :cool:

[Jeff]

Great one Jeff.

Now, would someone like to answer this question?:laugh:

What do you say when GOD sneezes?

??????

[Jeff]

:trolls:


Enough said

[red state]

OK, here's one my wife actually sent me this morning:

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http://theencouragementexpress.com/2014/08/06/two-young-boys-go-into-a-pharmacy/

AUGUST 6, 2014 (http://theencouragementexpress.com/2014/08/06/two-young-boys-go-into-a-pharmacy/) / LAURENAHANNA (http://theencouragementexpress.com/author/laurenahanna/)

<header class="entry-header" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-bottom: 1.7em; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; line-height: 30.600000381469727px;">Two Young Boys Go Into a Pharmacy…</header>Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight’, the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, ‘Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.”
“Oh, really?” the pharmacist replied with a grin.
“Yes.” the boy said. “We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of those.”
Cheeky rascals!
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