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manu1959
06-21-2007, 08:41 PM
one of our companies clients wrote......

Interesting response.

And just and so I have my facts correct in any future conversations I may have regarding your firm, what amounts have we paid you to date, and what (of use) have we received for those payments?

Best of luck with your future endeavors.

come up with a response and i will send it.....

Kathianne
06-21-2007, 08:55 PM
:eek: Response:

Are you still in business?

manu1959
06-21-2007, 09:05 PM
:eek: Response:

Are you still in business?

LOL....yes he is ....he is ...shall we say...flush

Gaffer
06-21-2007, 09:11 PM
one of our companies clients wrote......

Interesting response.

And just and so I have my facts correct in any future conversations I may have regarding your firm, what amounts have we paid you to date, and what (of use) have we received for those payments?

Best of luck with your future endeavors.

come up with a response and i will send it.....

Response: Your still in business.

Kathianne
06-21-2007, 09:18 PM
LOL....yes he is ....he is ...shall we say...flush

Wow, what a country! :cheers2:

manu1959
06-21-2007, 09:36 PM
Wow, what a country! :cheers2:

how about this for a response

we provide services. You have the drawings which are the results of those services. I have voice mails and e-mails from you extolling the brilliance of those services and they are archived should you ever need them should you need any facts in your future conversations.

Your e-mail indicates that you do not wish to pay for the last round of services. No problem, I have written it off.

Please note we hold the copyright on all documents in your possession.

Once again, all the best to you in your future endeavors.

Kathianne
06-21-2007, 09:39 PM
how about this for a response

we provide services. You have the drawings which are the results of those services. I have voice mails and e-mails from you extolling the brilliance of those services and they are archived should you ever need them should you need any facts in your future conversations.

Your e-mail indicates that you do not wish to pay for the last round of services. No problem, I have written it off.

Please note we hold the copyright on all documents in your possession.

Once again, all the best to you in your future endeavors.

That works! Seriously it's hard to figure out what it is he is trying to say.

manu1959
06-21-2007, 09:40 PM
That works! Seriously it's hard to figure out what it is he is trying to say.

that he does not want to pay us for the services we provided him ....

Kathianne
06-21-2007, 09:41 PM
that he does not want to pay us for the services we provided him ....

I got that with your response! :laugh2: I know I wouldn't mess with you!

Gaffer
06-21-2007, 09:43 PM
well then how about...Your still in business...for now.

manu1959
06-21-2007, 09:46 PM
well then how about...Your still in business...for now.

he has a private jet....money is in his wife's name.....he doesn't really work...

manu1959
06-21-2007, 09:46 PM
I got that with your response! :laugh2: I know I wouldn't mess with you!

i am actually pretty fun....i just fight to the death.....

Kathianne
06-21-2007, 09:50 PM
i am actually pretty fun....i just fight to the death.....

Yep, I've noticed both! He's not too bright picking that fight. :laugh2:

manu1959
06-21-2007, 09:54 PM
Yep, I've noticed both! He's not too bright picking that fight. :laugh2:

he married rich ..... is a boozer.....and has an agenda....

as for me.... i like to fuck with people.....

Abbey Marie
06-21-2007, 11:34 PM
Dear Boozer Gigolo Client,

Thank you for your interest in becoming the defendant in our next lawsuit. We will be in touch shortly.

Sincerely,

Manu

Yurt
06-22-2007, 08:22 PM
Thank you for your letter. We also look forward to your continued success. My clerk Yurt will be responding forthwith. If you need any laundry done or coffee, he is quite capable of providing either. Not to worry, we don't "bill" for his time.

Yours truly,

Pale Rider
06-23-2007, 05:15 AM
one of our companies clients wrote......

Interesting response.

And just and so I have my facts correct in any future conversations I may have regarding your firm, what amounts have we paid you to date, and what (of use) have we received for those payments?

Best of luck with your future endeavors.

come up with a response and i will send it.....

Thank you so much for your inquiry. Your account is currently in default. Our services were provided in good faith, and payment has yet to be made. Interest accrues on arrears daily. Please forward remittance in the amount of $XXX.XX.

Have a nice day. :D