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grannyhawkins
10-01-2014, 06:09 PM
COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.


It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.

Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.




Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
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PixieStix
10-01-2014, 06:12 PM
COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.


It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.

Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.




Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
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That is genius. I love it :clap:

LongTermGuy
10-01-2014, 06:45 PM
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As a bonus prize they get 72 virgins........oh wait!

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NightTrain
10-01-2014, 06:46 PM
Awesome! I guessed a bullet as soon as I read the title.

grannyhawkins
10-01-2014, 06:48 PM
We all gotta laugh ta keep from cryin!!!

aboutime
10-01-2014, 07:31 PM
http://beckyclarkbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/can-of-whoopass.jpg





As a bonus prize they get 72 virgins........oh wait!

http://funnymail.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/72virgins1.jpg





That photo is what they expected. But, somehow. They never read the small print that said "One 72 year old Gay Virgin".