Man with 17-hour erection admitted to hospital

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Last Friday, Jason Garnett greeted a new day, as many men do, with an erection. But 17 hours later, doctors were stabbing the British man's penis with needles in order to end his member's persistent salute, UPI (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/10/06/Two-pints-of-blood-drained-from-unwanted-erection/2331412604854/) reports.
The 23-year-old North Yorkshire man didn't worry when his erection stuck around the morning after a night of love-making, reports Northern Echo (http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11517473._The_pain_was_ten_out_of_ten____says_man_ with_17_hour_erection/?ref=mr). He changed his tune around lunch time and tried to tame it with an ice bath and a jog, but after a stiff eight hours, he finally asked his roommate for help

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/10/08/guy-17-hour-erection-ends-with-him-in-hospital/

[gabosaurus]

Those erectile dysfunction pills can be dangerous if you don't follow the instructions. :p

[Little-Acorn]

Man with 17-hour erection admitted to hospital

In an unrelated (?) story, a hospital in North Yorkshire, England, was discovered to have a long line of women entering the door. The line stretched down the sidewalk, around the block, and was obstructing traffic on several adjacent streets.

When asked why they were there and what they were lining up for, none of the women would reply, though a few turn unusual colors.