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Pernicious
10-13-2014, 10:28 PM
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Woman uses potato as contraceptive on advice of her mother, roots begin growing inside of herhttp://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2014/10/06/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-on-advice-her-mother-roots-begin-growing/

Pernicious
10-14-2014, 11:51 AM
http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6606&stc=1
Can we say dumb!

Gunny
10-14-2014, 02:27 PM
http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6600&stc=1
Woman uses potato as contraceptive on advice of her mother, roots begin growing inside of her

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2014/10/06/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-on-advice-her-mother-roots-begin-growing/


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6606&stc=1
Can we say dumb!

Speaking of Darwin, if she's got a potato up there and he STILL fits ..... :laugh:

Pernicious
10-14-2014, 02:32 PM
Speaking of Darwin, if she's got a potato up there and he STILL fits ..... :laugh:It is bound to Ketchup with him!

Gunny
10-14-2014, 02:36 PM
It is bound to Ketchup with him!

I'm thinking this is just SAD all the way around. :laugh:

Pernicious
10-14-2014, 02:43 PM
I'm thinking this is just SAD all the way around. :laugh:Where does sour cream enter the picture?:cool:

Gunny
10-14-2014, 03:00 PM
Where does sour cream enter the picture?:cool:

YOU have issues. ;)

Pernicious
10-14-2014, 04:26 PM
YOU have issues. ;)Imagine if it was lodged in the other area..............non-stop hash brown jokes!:dev:

Jeff
10-14-2014, 08:20 PM
OK the Clown is cool we need to keep him :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Gunny
10-14-2014, 09:08 PM
Imagine if it was lodged in the other area..............non-stop hash brown jokes!:dev:

Bigger issues than I thought, apparently. :laugh:

NightTrain
10-14-2014, 10:33 PM
Good thing that Diana Martinez, 22, who lives in the outskirts of Honda, Columbia, went to a neighbor who is a nurse instead of a Hospital to keep this whole thing on the down-low!

Otherwise a knucklehead in Alaska would have read about it in an International Forum!

I'm thinking that the neighborly nurse loves her gossip... probably has the local newspaper on speed dial.

red state
10-15-2014, 01:38 AM
It is bound to Ketchup with him!


U R SICK!!!! :poke:
No, really, U R !!!! HA!!!
Couldn't help but notice the use of the LEXOPHILE.....

If you are a LEXOPHILIAC, you may enjoy the following:





*When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

*A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

*When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

*The batteries were given out free of charge.

*A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

*A will is a dead giveaway.

*With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

*A boiled egg is hard to beat.

*When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

*Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

*A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

*When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

*The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

*He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

*When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

*Acupuncture is a jab well done.That's the point of it.





And the one with wisdom for some to consider and even apply:

*Those who get 2 big 4 their pants will b exposed n the end.

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN.
IT IS CHEAP MEDICINE!!!

Pernicious
10-15-2014, 10:18 AM
U R SICK!!!! :poke:
No, really, U R !!!! HA!!!
Couldn't help but notice the use of the LEXOPHILE.....

If you are a LEXOPHILIAC, you may enjoy the following:




*When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

*A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

*When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

*The batteries were given out free of charge.

*A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

*A will is a dead giveaway.

*With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

*A boiled egg is hard to beat.

*When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

*Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

*A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

*When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

*The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

*He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

*When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

*Acupuncture is a jab well done.That's the point of it.





And the one with wisdom for some to consider and even apply:

*Those who get 2 big 4 their pants will b exposed n the end.

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN.
IT IS CHEAP MEDICINE!!!



Thank you for the smile Kemo Sabe

Pernicious
10-15-2014, 10:20 AM
OK the Clown is cool we need to keep him :laugh::laugh::laugh:Gosh ! Thanks Jeff.

red state
10-16-2014, 01:41 PM
Thank you for the smile Kemo Sabe
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No problem, oginalii (my friend).....

and it is: simply, U na li i (FRIEND) in Cherokee; pronounced similarly to........ "OOoooh-Naaaaah-Lee-eee"