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Guernicaa
06-23-2007, 12:52 AM
Yes or no.

nevadamedic
06-23-2007, 12:55 AM
Yes or no.

If it wern't for masturbating youd never get any action.

diuretic
06-23-2007, 04:47 AM
Yes it's unnatural and anyone who does it should burn in Hell :D

diuretic
06-23-2007, 04:47 AM
If it wern't for masturbating youd never get any action.

Or as Tom Waits put it, "making the scene with a magazine..." :coffee:

avatar4321
06-23-2007, 06:17 AM
Can't find a date?

diuretic
06-23-2007, 07:28 AM
Question was, "Is masturbation bad. Yes or no?"

It wasn't, "Is masturbation an alternative to sex with one or more other persons?" :D

5stringJeff
06-23-2007, 10:17 AM
Lust = bad.

Masturbation = not mentioned.

Therefore, one could deduce that masturbation w/o lust would be OK. Good luck on that one.

diuretic
06-23-2007, 10:30 AM
:laugh2:

It's funny that some of us can get into a lather about getting into a lather :laugh2:

KarlMarx
06-23-2007, 11:09 AM
Masturbation is sometimes referred to as "The Sin of Onan".

Onan's brother died. According to the laws of the time, he was to take his brother's wife and have children by her so that his brother would have descendents. The laws of the time considered the children of such a union the heirs/descendents of the dead brother, not the living one. Onan did the deed, but pulled out at the moment of climax. Therefore, God struck him down for his wickedness. So, does that mean that Onan was guilty of masturbation or coitus interruptus?

diuretic
06-23-2007, 11:12 AM
What an interesting point. He was guilty of breaking a tribal rule. So Onan wasn't a wanker after all. Jeez all those years of bad press.

5stringJeff
06-23-2007, 11:21 AM
Masturbation is sometimes referred to as "The Sin of Onan".

Onan's brother died. According to the laws of the time, he was to take his brother's wife and have children by her so that his brother would have descendents. The laws of the time considered the children of such a union the heirs/descendents of the dead brother, not the living one. Onan did the deed, but pulled out at the moment of climax. Therefore, God struck him down for his wickedness. So, does that mean that Onan was guilty of masturbation or coitus interruptus?

That passage specifically mentions coitus interupttus, not masturbation.

OCA
06-23-2007, 11:29 AM
Yes or no.


Carpal tunnel problems?

Mr. P
06-23-2007, 11:33 AM
Yes or no.

Depends. Good lube yes, no lube bad.

You are such a retard! How old are you, 15?

diuretic
06-23-2007, 11:34 AM
Carpal tunnel problems?

Perhaps a Wanker's Compensation claim?

diuretic
06-23-2007, 11:35 AM
Depends. Good lube yes, no lube bad.

You are such a retard! How old are you, 15?

I think lube/no lube is really a question of style and perhaps preference.

Guernicaa
06-23-2007, 11:40 AM
I just enjoy making theories about which of you are real Christians and the rest of you are just retarded conservatives pretending to actually give two shits about being a Christian.

Guernicaa
06-23-2007, 11:41 AM
Can't find a date?
Well your wife called me but I was already busy...

OCA
06-23-2007, 11:42 AM
Well your wife called me but I was already busy...

Wow, as if someone could get more irrelevant.

OCA
06-23-2007, 11:43 AM
I just enjoy making theories about which of you are real Christians and the rest of you are just retarded conservatives pretending to actually give two shits about being a Christian.


You just enjoy being a stupid ass motherfucking loser..............apparently.

You wouldn't know a Christian if one kicked you in the ass.

gabosaurus
06-23-2007, 12:03 PM
Doesn't seen to have hurt anyone on this board much.

darin
06-23-2007, 12:10 PM
Enough