Yo mama

[avatar4321]

Yo mama's so dumb...

She bought windows vista.

[nevadamedic]

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

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Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

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Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

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Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

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Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

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Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

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Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

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Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!

Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!

[nevadamedic]

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!

Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away!

Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!

Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!

Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

[nevadamedic]

Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!

Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!

Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!

Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!

Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!

Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!

Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!

Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!

[nevadamedic]

Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!

Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!

Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!

Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!

Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!

Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!

[nevadamedic]

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

[Yurt]

Uh, I'm speechless...

[stephanie]

We need to spank Avatar for starting this thread....
LOOK.. what you started????:laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

We need to spank Avatar for starting this thread....
LOOK.. what you started????:laugh2:

Yea, look at all those Yo Momma jokes. :laugh2: Im sure Obama was reading this and thinking to himself how do they know that? :laugh2: