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Perianne
01-28-2015, 11:18 AM
I have always given my height as 5' 1". It was really 5' 1/2", but 5' 1" sounded better. So, last week we measured me at work and I have shrunk to 4' 11 7/8". Not. Even. Five feet tall.

Such is what age does to a person. It just had to take away that precious 5/8". Why couldn't age take away 5/8" from my posterior? hahahaha

NightTrain
01-28-2015, 11:19 AM
Measure yourself right after you get up in the morning, you'll be taller. It's the spinal tissue compressing during the day.

jimnyc
01-28-2015, 11:20 AM
I have always given my height as 5' 1". It was really 5' 1/2", but 5' 1" sounded better. So, last week we measured me at work and I have shrunk to 4' 11 7/8". Not. Even. Five feet tall.

Such is what age does to a person. It just had to take away that precious 5/8". Why couldn't age take away 5/8" from my posterior? hahahaha

Don't feel bad, you could be a guy. We can diet and work out, but it only affects the legs and arms, our round bellies remain that way forever. :(

jimnyc
01-28-2015, 11:21 AM
Measure yourself right after you get up in the morning, you'll be taller. It's the spinal tissue compressing during the day.

I'm usually 2-4lbs lighter first thing in the AM too. Then weigh again at like 10pm and be like wtf?

Kathianne
01-28-2015, 11:30 AM
At barely 5' I hear you! My dad was 6'1", my brother 6'2, as was my ex. My SIL is 6'7"! I don't think one of my girlfriends is less than 5'5"! I'm surrounded by tall people! Having taught middle school for years, I became used to being taller than 6th graders, only having them nearly all pass me by in height by the time they began 7th grade!

Of all places, Huffington Post has hosted some pretty good articles on 'short women.'

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/04/07/short-women_n_5106595.html


Short Women Know These Things, And You Do NotThe Huffington Post Canada | By Rebecca Zamon (http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/rebecca-zamon/)


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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/15/20-things-never-say-short-woman_n_3750825.html


20 Things You Should Never Say To A Short WomanThe Huffington Post | By Nina Bahadur (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nina-bahadur/) & Emma Gray (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/emma-gray/)


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SassyLady
01-29-2015, 02:53 AM
I used to be 5'2" and then had a breast reduction ... now I'm 5"2 1/2".

Perhaps if I taken them completely off I would be 5'4".

darin
01-29-2015, 08:10 AM
I prefer short girls. 5'4" or shorter is best. I am 6'1" fwiw

Perianne
01-29-2015, 08:16 AM
I prefer short girls. 5'4" or shorter is best. I am 6'1" fwiw

My first husband was 6'. My present husband is 5'11". They both like that I am short. Being short kinda sucks though. My daughter is 5'6". My BFF is 5'5". Like Kathianne, I am surrounded by taller people. I wish I were 5'4", but I seem to be going in the wrong direction. :)

tailfins
01-29-2015, 08:24 AM
I have always given my height as 5' 1". It was really 5' 1/2", but 5' 1" sounded better. So, last week we measured me at work and I have shrunk to 4' 11 7/8". Not. Even. Five feet tall.

Such is what age does to a person. It just had to take away that precious 5/8". Why couldn't age take away 5/8" from my posterior? hahahaha

I remember watching an Andy Griffith episode where Barney was too short to pass the physical exam. He managed to stretch himself with some home made contraption. Perhaps you should watch that episode and take notes.

Perianne
01-29-2015, 08:39 AM
I remember watching an Andy Griffith episode where Barney was too short to pass the physical exam. He managed to stretch himself with some home made contraption. Perhaps you should watch that episode and take notes.

Good idea. Barney was always the person to take advice from. :)

jimnyc
01-29-2015, 09:30 AM
I remember watching an Andy Griffith episode where Barney was too short to pass the physical exam. He managed to stretch himself with some home made contraption. Perhaps you should watch that episode and take notes.

And also the Brady Bunch, when Bobby wanted to be taller. He just stayed in his room hanging from the monkey bars forever! LOL

Abbey Marie
01-29-2015, 12:01 PM
I prefer short girls. 5'4" or shorter is best. I am 6'1" fwiw

Dislike.

Sincerely,
5'8" Abbey

aboutime
01-29-2015, 02:47 PM
Measure yourself right after you get up in the morning, you'll be taller. It's the spinal tissue compressing during the day.



Everyone should first, take note. If you stand in front of a mirror after you get up in the morning.
You are always going to be the same as you were the previous time anyway.

Measurements don't really matter.

Just like when someone asks you "WHAT is your Birthday?".

All you need to say is the date. And when they ask "WHAT YEAR?"

Tell them "The Same Date, Every Year!":laugh:

indago
01-30-2015, 01:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFmv22ghzQw

indago
01-30-2015, 06:27 AM
There's a song about Tall People too...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPN0vOEdDFE

Perianne
09-01-2015, 06:21 PM
I have always given my height as 5' 1". It was really 5' 1/2", but 5' 1" sounded better. So, last week we measured me at work and I have shrunk to 4' 11 7/8". Not. Even. Five feet tall.

Such is what age does to a person. It just had to take away that precious 5/8". Why couldn't age take away 5/8" from my posterior? hahahaha


So, we measured me again on some new scales we got. 5'0". Yeah! The older one must have been defective.

Gunny
09-01-2015, 06:25 PM
At barely 5' I hear you! My dad was 6'1", my brother 6'2, as was my ex. My SIL is 6'7"! I don't think one of my girlfriends is less than 5'5"! I'm surrounded by tall people! Having taught middle school for years, I became used to being taller than 6th graders, only having them nearly all pass me by in height by the time they began 7th grade!

Of all places, Huffington Post has hosted some pretty good articles on 'short women.'

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/04/07/short-women_n_5106595.html



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/short-women/



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/15/20-things-never-say-short-woman_n_3750825.html

You're that short? Oh Lord. I ain't saying shit. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

tailfins
09-01-2015, 07:39 PM
I have always given my height as 5' 1". It was really 5' 1/2", but 5' 1" sounded better. So, last week we measured me at work and I have shrunk to 4' 11 7/8". Not. Even. Five feet tall.

Such is what age does to a person. It just had to take away that precious 5/8". Why couldn't age take away 5/8" from my posterior? hahahaha

You don't get a smaller posterior by age. You do that by making your boss angry.

http://images.clipartof.com/Royalty-Free-RF-Clip-Art-Illustration-Of-A-Cartoon-Businessman-Getting-His-Butt-Chewed-10241045994.jpg