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Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
04-11-2015, 10:27 AM
Demonic little hairy creatures that will crap in your cereal, make you car break down on the way to a date with the hottest girl you ever met, let the other guy hit a damn straight flush beating your four aces and cause your horse to falter 50 yards from the finish line and be passed by at least four other riders...
INTENSE
MALICIOUS
PUNISHING
SUCKERS== IMPS

Best trick they ever pull is convincing most people that their acts are only just cases of "bad luck" but we that have seen them know better!

I am sure it was one of those creatures that engineered me into marrying my first two wives..;)

That's my story and I am sticking to it..--Tyr

PixieStix
04-12-2015, 12:08 PM
You guys are cracking me up with these threads :laugh: