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LongTermGuy
04-12-2015, 06:49 PM
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*Genie Rules:

1. Congratulations.....you have been given three wishes. Make your wishes. No wishing for more wishes.

2. Take other's wishes and twist them...... If someone wishes their bother (who has been dead.....back... he comes back as a zombie)

3. No wishing on /about `other members` here

*Stipulation, You can not to make someone love or even like you. People still have free will.










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:thumb: Little extra here to increase wishing power...

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WiccanLiberal
04-12-2015, 07:10 PM
1. Have sufficient money for V4R to retire in modest circumstances somewhere near the water so we could enjoy fishing, etc.
2. Have the resources to help abused and abandoned animals.
3. Have time and space to devote to my spiritual pursuits.

LongTermGuy
04-12-2015, 07:17 PM
1. Have sufficient money for V4R to retire in modest circumstances somewhere near the water so we could enjoy fishing, etc.
2. Have the resources to help abused and abandoned animals.
3. Have time and space to devote to my spiritual pursuits.


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WiccanLiberal....

*Very thoughtful respectable wishes...may they be granted to you...

Noir
04-12-2015, 07:40 PM
I'd be grand with just one - for people to treat all animal life with humility and compassion.

LongTermGuy
04-12-2015, 07:40 PM
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1) Ted Cruz wins coming Election

2) Acquiring the gift through visualization and my keyboard in attaining any information I require

3) The ability to manipulate time and space for General good.

LongTermGuy
04-12-2015, 07:44 PM
I'd be grand with just one - for people to treat all animal life with humility and compassion.

`I like this Noir....this is good....something I think about myself...

*For your wish to come through....You need to make two more wishes...this is the rule...3 wishes....

tailfins
04-12-2015, 07:47 PM
I have no wishes, only prayers. If God says "no", then it's something I'm better off without.

LongTermGuy
04-12-2015, 08:22 PM
I have no wishes, only prayers. If God says "no", then it's something I'm better off without.
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Ok...I will go with that....But...God believes in you...and works in `mysterious ways`....and he does have a healthy sense of humor.... and also gave you freedom of thought and will...he sends this entity to you...which you perceive to be a "Genie"......but then...your not sure....whether to pray or "wish"...The Genie appears in front of you...it is 9:42pm....You are at home...in your room....You turn and see the "Genie"...the Genie speaks...you are not scared...in fact you are very comfortable...the "Genie" has a certain peaceful presence about him...and offers you the 3 "wishes"......your mind is racing....what do you do...or say?

Perianne
04-12-2015, 08:30 PM
I would wish to be:

White
Uptight
Outta sight!

:)

(sorry. bad joke)

LongTermGuy
04-12-2015, 08:48 PM
I would wish to be:

White
Uptight
Outta sight!

:)

(sorry. bad joke)


`Your wishes have been granted!:laugh:

....Common Perianne...Think...I know you can do better :cool:....there is no sorcery here..this is for good...*and having some fun....*You decide to jump in the thread...Now...tell the Genie your 3 desires...(wishes)....:thumb:









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~ "Perianne...thank you for stopping...Have you no Wishes?" ~

Perianne
04-12-2015, 09:08 PM
I would wish to be:

White
Uptight
Outta sight!

:)

(sorry. bad joke)


`Your wishes have been granted!:laugh:

....Common Perianne...Think...I know you can do better :cool:....there is no sorcery here..this is for good...*and having some fun....*You decide to jump in the thread...Now...tell the Genie your 3 desires...(wishes)....:thumb:









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~ "Perianne...thank you for stopping...Have you no Wishes?" ~



The joke is:

I wanna be

White
Uptight
Outta sight!

The genie turns her into a tampon! Like I said... bad joke.


My three wishes off the top of my head:

I wish people would treat animals with respect
I wish people would treat other people with respect
I wish there were fewer liberals.

LongTermGuy
04-12-2015, 09:18 PM
My three wishes off the top of my head:

I wish people would treat animals with respect
I wish people would treat other people with respect
I wish there were fewer liberals.



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As you wish......Soon you will see....hear and read...and then you will smile and understand..`Your wishes have been granted...!.:)

darin
04-13-2015, 01:06 PM
1: my kids to have the wisdom of the biblical Solomon.
2: ability to give anyone an orgasm at any time I wish as much as I wish with whatever strength I wish.
3: $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

With #2? Yeah - that'd be pretty slick. Obama gets up at State of the Union. "my fellow americaaaaaaaaa....uh......oooh.....pfffft....uh.. .."

Hilarious.

At parties...meeting women "Hi, I'm Darin" and give them a tiny buzz with each hand shake.

LongTermGuy
04-13-2015, 06:04 PM
1: my kids to have the wisdom of the biblical Solomon.
2: ability to give anyone an orgasm at any time I wish as much as I wish with whatever strength I wish.
3: $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

With #2? Yeah - that'd be pretty slick. Obama gets up at State of the Union. "my fellow americaaaaaaaaa....uh......oooh.....pfffft....uh.. .."

Hilarious.

At parties...meeting women "Hi, I'm Darin" and give them a tiny buzz with each hand shake.


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1: my kids to have the wisdom of the biblical Solomon.
2: ability to give anyone an orgasm at any time I wish as much as I wish with whatever strength I wish.
3: $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.


An Interesting "mix" of wishes...:cool:...

Especially number 1 and number 2..:)...careful what you wish for..:laugh:



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`Your wish has been Granted!.....look for small ever increasing changes over time....