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jimnyc
08-31-2015, 04:23 PM
What about love? It's Defective! It's always breaking in half

What about sex? It's Defective! It's never built to really last

What about family? It's Defective! All the batteries are shot

What about friends? They're Defective! All the parts are out of stock

What about hope? It's Defective! It's corroded and decayed

Waht about faith? It's Defective! It's tattered and it's frayed

What about your Gods? They're Defective! They forgot the warranty

What about your town? It's Defective! It's a dead end street to me

What about your school? It's Defective! It's a pack of useless lies

What about your work? It's Defective! It's a crock and then you die

What about your childhood? It's Defective! It's dead and buried in the past

What about your future? It's Defective! you can shove it up your ass!!!

- Not my words, written by some famous fat guy :)

Gunny
08-31-2015, 04:24 PM
What about love? It's Defective! It's always breaking in half

What about sex? It's Defective! It's never built to really last

What about family? It's Defective! All the batteries are shot

What about friends? They're Defective! All the parts are out of stock

What about hope? It's Defective! It's corroded and decayed

Waht about faith? It's Defective! It's tattered and it's frayed

What about your Gods? They're Defective! They forgot the warranty

What about your town? It's Defective! It's a dead end street to me

What about your school? It's Defective! It's a pack of useless lies

What about your work? It's Defective! It's a crock and then you die

What about your childhood? It's Defective! It's dead and buried in the past

What about your future? It's Defective! you can shove it up your ass!!!

- Not my words, written by some famous fat guy :)

Just hold on about that sex thing dude. It's only defective if the rubber breaks.:laugh:

jimnyc
08-31-2015, 04:31 PM
for clarification - that's a song above, lyrics from "I want my money back" by Meatloaf. I was shuffling through my songs in my truck today and this song came on. Those lyrics always speak to me. :) Let's face it, the world/society IS defective.

Gunny
08-31-2015, 04:35 PM
for clarification - that's a song above, lyrics from "I want my money back" by Meatloaf. I was shuffling through my songs in my truck today and this song came on. Those lyrics always speak to me. :) Let's face it, the world/society IS defective.

I'm aware. He's got a weird sense of humor too. Paradise by the Dashboard Light is my favorite Meatloaf song. :laugh: "He's rounding second ....":laugh: