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LongTermGuy
09-28-2015, 09:54 PM
:coffee:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy...***but remember the *******'s name.

3. If you help people when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.


5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.............`

LongTermGuy
09-28-2015, 09:57 PM
*Ohhh....some more....Don't eat yellow snow.

Plant your corn early.

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't spit into the wind.

Don't pull the mask off the Ol' Line Ranger.

And most importantly - don't vote for Socialist, Marxist Democrats. Twice.