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LongTermGuy
11-12-2015, 04:06 PM
:laugh:

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/shutterstock_175036877-620x413.jpg

Crazy... funny!



~ "I am writing to inform you of a terrible attack I suffered in one of your stores this week. The assault against me was so violent and oppressive that I had to immediately retreat to my healing space, where I lay whimpering on the floor for three and a half days, barely able to move or breathe. I emerge now,

courageously, only because I must see that those responsible are made to answer for their crimes. I feel deeply triggered even speaking about it, but I must soldier on, in the name of #Justice."

"It all started in the parking lot of my local <nobr>Walmart (http://www.glocktalk.com/#)</nobr>. I was walking from my car to the store, minding my own business, when suddenly another customer, a man, walked up and accosted me. I should pause here and apologize to the transgender, agender, nongender, pangender, bigender, trigender, and quasigender communities if they feel offended or victimized because I’m labeling this individual a man.

To be honest, he never mentioned his gender identity, and I would be the last person to ever assume anything about anyone. But in this case I feel comfortable guessing that the entity in question was a man because, in my experience, only cisgender white Christian Republican <nobr>middle class (http://www.glocktalk.com/#)</nobr> heterosexual men are ever guilty of doing anything wrong. Anyway, I don’t really believe in <nobr>labels (http://www.glocktalk.com/#)</nobr>, except for the five or six labels I just used in the previous sentence." ~

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-walmart-someone-insulted-me-in-one-of-your-stores-your-ceo-must-now-resign/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Firewire%20-%20Mike%20build%2011-12-15%20Build-THURS&utm_term=Firewire

Gunny
11-12-2015, 05:08 PM
:laugh:

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/shutterstock_175036877-620x413.jpg

Crazy... funny!



~ "I am writing to inform you of a terrible attack I suffered in one of your stores this week. The assault against me was so violent and oppressive that I had to immediately retreat to my healing space, where I lay whimpering on the floor for three and a half days, barely able to move or breathe. I emerge now,

courageously, only because I must see that those responsible are made to answer for their crimes. I feel deeply triggered even speaking about it, but I must soldier on, in the name of #Justice."

"It all started in the parking lot of my local <nobr>Walmart (http://www.glocktalk.com/#)</nobr>. I was walking from my car to the store, minding my own business, when suddenly another customer, a man, walked up and accosted me. I should pause here and apologize to the transgender, agender, nongender, pangender, bigender, trigender, and quasigender communities if they feel offended or victimized because I’m labeling this individual a man.

To be honest, he never mentioned his gender identity, and I would be the last person to ever assume anything about anyone. But in this case I feel comfortable guessing that the entity in question was a man because, in my experience, only cisgender white Christian Republican <nobr>middle class (http://www.glocktalk.com/#)</nobr> heterosexual men are ever guilty of doing anything wrong. Anyway, I don’t really believe in <nobr>labels (http://www.glocktalk.com/#)</nobr>, except for the five or six labels I just used in the previous sentence." ~

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-walmart-someone-insulted-me-in-one-of-your-stores-your-ceo-must-now-resign/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Firewire%20-%20Mike%20build%2011-12-15%20Build-THURS&utm_term=Firewire

:laugh:

Have to be a school teacher at a leftwingnut for university for it to count. Unless you're gay, black or Mexican or a bleeding heart leftwingnut.