LongTermGuy
12-31-2015, 11:21 AM
`:laugh: In Soviet Russia, you don't drink the Vodka. The Vodka drinks you......`
http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue/_jcr_content/par/featured-media/media-0.img.jpg/876/493/1451568481624.jpg?ve=1&tl=1
"A Russian man gave new meaning to the term “dead drunk” — getting so <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">loaded (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr>that he was actually declared dead and <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">brought (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr> to the morgue.
The man <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">passed (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr> out while partying with pals. First responders thought he was dead, the newspaper Khasanskiye Vesti reported.
Authorities took him to a morgue, but he woke up in the middle of the night, confused and frightened about being locked in a cold room filled with dead bodies, police said.
He banged on the door until cops let him out.
Incredibly, the man didn’t go home immediately, officials said. He instead went to his pal’s place, where the booze-fest had happened, knocked on the door and found his friends mourning his death, the <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">paper (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr> reported.
At least one of his buddies fainted upon seeing the walking-dead friend, and the somber gathering turned into a celebration."
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01
http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue/_jcr_content/par/featured-media/media-0.img.jpg/876/493/1451568481624.jpg?ve=1&tl=1
"A Russian man gave new meaning to the term “dead drunk” — getting so <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">loaded (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr>that he was actually declared dead and <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">brought (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr> to the morgue.
The man <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">passed (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr> out while partying with pals. First responders thought he was dead, the newspaper Khasanskiye Vesti reported.
Authorities took him to a morgue, but he woke up in the middle of the night, confused and frightened about being locked in a cold room filled with dead bodies, police said.
He banged on the door until cops let him out.
Incredibly, the man didn’t go home immediately, officials said. He instead went to his pal’s place, where the booze-fest had happened, knocked on the door and found his friends mourning his death, the <nobr style="box-sizing: border-box;">paper (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01#)</nobr> reported.
At least one of his buddies fainted upon seeing the walking-dead friend, and the somber gathering turned into a celebration."
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/31/drunk-russian-man-declared-dead-wakes-up-in-morgue.html?intcmp=hphz01