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Abbey Marie
01-03-2016, 12:24 PM
If people came with warning labels (would have been helpful to me in the past), what would yours be?

Gunny
01-03-2016, 12:50 PM
If people came with warning labels (would have been helpful in the past), what would yours be?

"Break Glass in case of war".

Abbey Marie
01-03-2016, 01:21 PM
"I'm probably on to you"

:laugh2:

Elessar
01-03-2016, 02:36 PM
Simply: Use your head and DON'T piss me off. Act like an adult and not a spoon-pounding brat.

Elessar
01-03-2016, 02:40 PM
"Break Glass in case of war".

I'll use the hammer.

That quote was from Heartbreak Ridge!

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
01-03-2016, 02:41 PM
"Tread carefully, this old dog bites and fears neither man nor beast" .. written in triplicate methinks. ;)
"truff in tha telling" .. :beer: :beer: -Tyr

LongTermGuy
01-03-2016, 02:58 PM
"Tread carefully, this old dog bites and fears neither man nor beast" .. written in triplicate methinks. ;)
"truff in tha telling" .. :beer: :beer: -Tyr


http://s1.hubimg.com/u/331940_f260.jpg

:coffee:

:beer:

Gunny
01-03-2016, 02:59 PM
I'll use the hammer.

That quote was from Heartbreak Ridge!

Yes, it is. And once that movie came out I got called Sgt Highway from then on. Bear in mind this coming from other Marines -- I got called a neanderthal, vicious, hardass and just about every other name I think I won't mention. My daughter called me asshole until I made my ex stop calling me that around her. :laugh: I've had my ass "spoken to" for being too hard on my Marines.

"Now, Sgt L-, we're not in the field. You can't be so hardass on the Marine."

"You mean because the Lance Corporal can't follow orders? When did THAT sh*t happen?"

Bilgerat
01-03-2016, 03:00 PM
My kids would all tell you;


Don't poke the bear.

Gunny
01-03-2016, 03:00 PM
"Tread carefully, this old dog bites and fears neither man nor beast" .. written in triplicate methinks. ;)
"truff in tha telling" .. :beer: :beer: -Tyr

Wheelchair duel in the mall at dawn, MF-er! :laugh2:

Drummond
01-03-2016, 03:15 PM
It'd be an anti-Leftie warning, based on our very old Medieval title of 'Witchfinder General'.

"Gitfinder General".

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
01-03-2016, 03:34 PM
Wheelchair duel in the mall at dawn, MF-er! :laugh2:
:beer: :beer: :salute:

Only if mine has a damn good working 50 cal. mounted to it. :laugh: ;) -Tyr

Gunny
01-03-2016, 03:38 PM
:beer: :beer: :salute:

Only if mine has a damn good working 50 cal. mounted to it. :laugh: ;) -Tyr

Got to play by the rules. It's who can knock off the most mall walkers and teenagers ditching class. Cattle guards are allowed. Firearms only in self defense. Extra credit for towelheads. :laugh:

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
01-03-2016, 06:14 PM
Got to play by the rules. It's who can knock off the most mall walkers and teenagers ditching class. Cattle guards are allowed. Firearms only in self defense. Extra credit for towelheads. :laugh:

Do we get a cold beer for every damn muzzie knocked over??
If so , you just found a real competitor in me!
I'll spot ya 5 points if its muzzie day at the mall. :lol:--Tyr

Gunny
01-03-2016, 08:23 PM
Do we get a cold beer for every damn muzzie knocked over??
If so , you just found a real competitor in me!
I'll spot ya 5 points if its muzzie day at the mall. :lol:--Tyr

I know where there's this mall in Indonesia .....:whistling2:

Perianne
01-03-2016, 08:47 PM
If people came with warning labels (would have been helpful to me in the past), what would yours be?

Mine would be "Unpredictable when angry or frightened".

LongTermGuy
01-03-2016, 09:06 PM
Mine would be "Unpredictable when angry or frightened".


http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/close-up-angry-evil-upset-scary-face-11173032.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AJPv8IDdfJY/ULTOdK2OrqI/AAAAAAAAAUk/_yVN9W8eKy8/s1600/scared_face.jpg

jimnyc
01-03-2016, 10:17 PM
*Comes with sporadic anger issues
*Also as moody as the wind blows
*Could cause itchiness, stomach pain, headache, vomiting, hair loss, seizures, strokes & chance of death
*You know what, just put him back on the shelf, he's defective

Perianne
01-03-2016, 10:23 PM
*Comes with sporadic anger issues
*Also as moody as the wind blows
*Could cause itchiness, stomach pain, headache, vomiting, hair loss, seizures, strokes & chance of death
*You know what, just put him back on the shelf, he's defective

I don't believe that for even one second.

jimnyc
01-03-2016, 10:25 PM
I don't believe that for even one second.

I'm used goods, beaten and broke. Psycho like Geico.

Perianne
01-03-2016, 10:32 PM
I'm used goods, beaten and broke. Psycho like Geico.

We all feel that way sometimes. I keep picking myself back up because that is what survivors do.

sundaydriver
01-05-2016, 06:44 AM
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