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jimnyc
02-18-2016, 08:49 PM
Crazy monkey! Imagine walking down the road and then seeing a crazy little monkey coming at you with a huge kitchen knife!!

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After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.

The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça, a distilled spirit popular in Brazil, from glasses around the bar. The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”, according to the Mirror.

“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” fire department Lt Col Saul Laurentino told aRede.

A video posted to YouTube on Wednesday allegedly shows the monkey stabbing sporadically at the roof of the establishment as people look on.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWjH7JyP3U

Russ
02-18-2016, 08:55 PM
Lol! I love the way the monkey chased the men around with the knife, but "left the women to drink, in relative peace". Even after getting blitzed on cachaça, the monkey still never lost sight of the fact that he went to the bar meet babes. :laugh:

jimnyc
02-18-2016, 08:58 PM
I would love to hang out at this place. How awesome would it be to hang at the bar with a monkey? Of course I wouldn't be passing him any steak knives, but I'd be more than happy to share a little of my tequila with him! And monkeys are cute, he'll of course bring the babes right to us. :)

Abbey
02-18-2016, 09:09 PM
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jimnyc
02-18-2016, 09:11 PM
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Now THAT guy would just scare the gals off!! You need a cute little fella. This one will have the ladies coming over to "awwwwww" over him!

https://www.asnclassifieds.com/images/20393_cap1.JPG

tailfins
02-18-2016, 10:13 PM
I would love to hang out at this place. How awesome would it be to hang at the bar with a monkey? Of course I wouldn't be passing him any steak knives, but I'd be more than happy to share a little of my tequila with him! And monkeys are cute, he'll of course bring the babes right to us. :)

This is common in Northern Brazil. Besides monkeys running free, there's Macaws, Parrots and other animals.

Of course if you are into hang out with monkeys, you could just go bar hopping with Hillbilly Bob (AKA Tyr).

Perianne
02-18-2016, 10:14 PM
Monkeys are funny, lol.