I'm turning into a pelican

[jimnyc]

Ever see one of them bastards on the dock, just standing around, and his neck is hanging low? I look very handsome in the mirror, but then turned sideways and I thought maybe I was just fed some sardines too!!

http://www.routard.com/images_contenu/communaute/Photos/publi/059/pt58656.jpg

[Abbey Marie]

Lol! Gravity is not our friend

[jimnyc]

Lol! Gravity is not our friend

No, it's certainly not! LOL I wouldn't mind so much if people were tossing some yummies at me every now and again! Just like a pelican, I can have a hefty appetite!

https://i.imgur.com/SGIo7OQ.jpg

[Abbey Marie]

Is that Mom feeding her babies?

[darin]

Is that Mom feeding her babies?

No, that's every 'progressive' watching a Hillary speech.

[CSM]

No, that's every 'progressive' watching a Hillary speech.

Well, almost. I'm thinking those grey ones are at the wrong end if the big one is Hillary.

[Abbey Marie]

No, that's every 'progressive' watching a Hillary speech.

Lol, maybe a couple of Dems looking for their daily handout?

[namvet]

great dive bombers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD8nHfLYmPE

[gabosaurus]

"Pity the poor pelican, his beak can hold more than his belly can."

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-animal-pictures-pelican-looks-like-a-urinal.jpg

[gabosaurus]

No, that's every 'progressive' watching a Hillary speech.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN1S_TcWSG4

[Gunny]

Ever see one of them bastards on the dock, just standing around, and his neck is hanging low? I look very handsome in the mirror, but then turned sideways and I thought maybe I was just fed some sardines too!!

http://www.routard.com/images_contenu/communaute/Photos/publi/059/pt58656.jpg

Okay, f*cker .. I never saw this thread. Guess what the national bird of the Florida Keys is? You did this shit on purpose because you know my ribs hurt and I can't quit laughing.

I'll get your ass back.

[Elessar]

Some good one-liners in this one.

Ya'll should take your act on the road!

[gabosaurus]

"You're such a slacker, begging for food like this! Why don't you go get a job! Or else join the Special Pelican Forces and defend your country! You seabirds are just entitled special snowflakes! I remember when I was growing up..."

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HEg2Ngw8FWs/To6LBJNdlFI/AAAAAAAARZg/tvhSBdgIaOM/s400/DSC01311.JPG

[Gunny]

Some good one-liners in this one.

Ya'll should take your act on the road!

You didn't know we are a comedy act? :laugh:

Seriously, it's know who you're talking to. If I had a nickel for every time Jim called me a name? I could buy out Trump. :laugh: Those that don't want to play, don't get played with.

[Abbey Marie]

Another fun oldie that popped up in the thread list.

:laugh2:

[Black Diamond]

South padre has a ton of these.

[High_Plains_Drifter]

South padre has a ton of these.
Yeah there's tons of pelicans in Florida too. I was learning to throw a cast net one time off one of the large ocean piers in Florida, don't remember which one exactly, might have been in St. Pete, but I brought a whole bunch of little shiners in the net, and the pelicans will walk right up to, they want some, and if you try and shoo them away, they'll snap at you. More of a warning than actually trying to bite you. Cool birds I think though, kinda ugly but very graceful in flight, big too.

[High_Plains_Drifter]

Ever see one of them bastards on the dock, just standing around, and his neck is hanging low? I look very handsome in the mirror, but then turned sideways and I thought maybe I was just fed some sardines too!!
Time for a beard.