darin
07-29-2016, 03:13 AM
No. Effing.Way. The Lassiters are collectively giant pussies. May God help them.
http://abc7.com/news/woman-says-urinating-toy-sexually-assaulted-her/1446088/
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. --
A Texas woman told police she was sexually assaulted after she was squirted with water by a toy at a hibachi restaurant in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
The woman, Isabelle Lassiter, said she was at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse with her husband and two children when the incident happened.
The chefs said along with dinner, patrons also get a show. However, Isabelle Lassiter and her husband James Lassiter told NewsChannel 5 the cooks showed a little too much.
According to a police report, one of the chefs admitted the toy squirted water in Isabelle Lassiter's face.
"It peed on me...basically, out of his... wee wee area" Isabelle Lassiter said.
The Lassiters, who are originally from Texas, were in Tennessee for work and the couple said they were mortified.
"It really didn't have a wiener, but you got the point," Isabelle Lassiter said.
The Lassiters were so upset, they called the police citing assault.
"It was a sexual style assault on my wife," James Lassiter said.
More at link
http://abc7.com/news/woman-says-urinating-toy-sexually-assaulted-her/1446088/
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. --
A Texas woman told police she was sexually assaulted after she was squirted with water by a toy at a hibachi restaurant in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
The woman, Isabelle Lassiter, said she was at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse with her husband and two children when the incident happened.
The chefs said along with dinner, patrons also get a show. However, Isabelle Lassiter and her husband James Lassiter told NewsChannel 5 the cooks showed a little too much.
According to a police report, one of the chefs admitted the toy squirted water in Isabelle Lassiter's face.
"It peed on me...basically, out of his... wee wee area" Isabelle Lassiter said.
The Lassiters, who are originally from Texas, were in Tennessee for work and the couple said they were mortified.
"It really didn't have a wiener, but you got the point," Isabelle Lassiter said.
The Lassiters were so upset, they called the police citing assault.
"It was a sexual style assault on my wife," James Lassiter said.
More at link