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[82Marine89]

Sometimes you need to watch what you say around your kids. I took my kids out to dinner the other night and as the waitress walked up to the table to ask if we wanted dessert, my 9 year old pops out with, "Dad, I need to drop a deuce."

The waitress was stunned and gave me a funny look. I guess she had never heard a nine year old girl say something like this before.

Needless to say, I had to tell my girls that most people are to uptight and need to relax a bit.

[Trinity]

Sometimes you need to watch what you say around your kids. I took my kids out to dinner the other night and as the waitress walked up to the table to ask if we wanted dessert, my 9 year old pops out with, "Dad, I need to drop a deuce."

The waitress was stunned and gave me a funny look. I guess she had never heard a nine year old girl say something like this before.

Needless to say, I had to tell my girls that most people are to uptight and need to relax a bit.

:laugh2: yeah most people are to uptight!

[Trigg]

Sometimes you need to watch what you say around your kids. I took my kids out to dinner the other night and as the waitress walked up to the table to ask if we wanted dessert, my 9 year old pops out with, "Dad, I need to drop a deuce."

The waitress was stunned and gave me a funny look. I guess she had never heard a nine year old girl say something like this before.

Needless to say, I had to tell my girls that most people are to uptight and need to relax a bit.

Why is it that kids remember all the little things we wish they didn't, but can't remember where they put their shoes??????????

They're great though arn't they!!

[Hagbard Celine]

So just how big was this chocolate hotdog your daughter squeezed out? C'mon, out with it. We need specifications.

[Yurt]

So just how big was this chocolate hotdog your daughter squeezed out? C'mon, out with it. We need specifications.

:puke3:

Whats with you and talking about ASS stuff today?

[Hagbard Celine]

:puke3:

Whats with you and talking about ASS stuff today?

I was hoping to start a torrent of bad, yet hilarious 'turd' euphemisms from the other posters.

Anyway, who wants to know? You got something against the Cosbys?

[OCA]

Sometimes you need to watch what you say around your kids. I took my kids out to dinner the other night and as the waitress walked up to the table to ask if we wanted dessert, my 9 year old pops out with, "Dad, I need to drop a deuce."

The waitress was stunned and gave me a funny look. I guess she had never heard a nine year old girl say something like this before.

Needless to say, I had to tell my girls that most people are to uptight and need to relax a bit.

Dropping a deuce lol, a damn sight better than take a shit.

[Trinity]

Why is it that kids remember all the little things we wish they didn't, but can't remember where they put their shoes??????????

They're great though arn't they!!



oh yeah I can so relate....... my 11 year old can't remember where he puts anything but he can sure remember anything I said that probably shouldn't be repeated!

gotta love em!

[nevadamedic]

:puke3:

Whats with you and talking about ASS stuff today?

Especially about little under age girls. That's a Liberal for ya.

[Pale Rider]

Sometimes you need to watch what you say around your kids. I took my kids out to dinner the other night and as the waitress walked up to the table to ask if we wanted dessert, my 9 year old pops out with, "Dad, I need to drop a deuce."

The waitress was stunned and gave me a funny look. I guess she had never heard a nine year old girl say something like this before.

Needless to say, I had to tell my girls that most people are to uptight and need to relax a bit.

How did the waitress even know what it meant. She an ex-Marine? Fuck her. If she don't smile, don't tip her.

[glockmail]

.... "Dad, I need to drop a deuce."

.....


LOL. Just when I thought I've heard it all. That's a classic. :laugh2:

[glockmail]

I was hoping to start a torrent of bad, yet hilarious 'turd' euphemisms from the other posters.

....

Pinch a loaf.

[nevadamedic]

Pinch a loaf.

That's pillow talk to him.

[Pale Rider]

I was hoping to start a torrent of bad, yet hilarious 'turd' euphemisms from the other posters.

Anyway, who wants to know? You got something against the Cosbys?

Float a log.

Park a Buick.

Drop the kids off at the pool. (For men, of course.)

[glockmail]

Stocking brown trout.

[82Marine89]

Yeah kids are funny and you're right Pale, I did wonder how she knew what that meant. Must be married to a jarhead.

[Pale Rider]

Stocking brown trout.

:lmao:

[OCA]

Stocking brown trout.

Leaving wolf bait.

[glockmail]

Poop (to do it, the verbs)
air out the anus (contributed by Neonpax)
back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD)
crap
defecate
drop a chalupa (contributed by Beacher)
drop a deuce (contributed by Skiba)
drop a load
drop a wad in the porcelain god
drop one from the poop deck (contributed by Lauren)
dump
empty the poop shoot (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
excrete fecal matter (contributed by Neonpax)
get a burning desire to sit on porcelain
give sacrifice to the porcelain god (contributed by Eric P.)
grow a tail (contributed by JBridgeE)
have a bowel movement
launch a log (contributed by Big Will)
leave a shit
lose ten pounds in one minute
make poopie
misfart
park a load
pinch a loaf
poot (contributed by Cello6909)
shit (contributed by Gray)
stock the pond with some brown trout (contributed by TULLSPRING)
take a dump
take a good crap
take a shit
unhitch a load
unload

Selected entries from http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html

[82Marine89]

Sitting on the throne, shitting on my kingdom.